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I am a citizen in a large urban area. Sewage systems are sexy. Unless they spill out upstream of drinking water intake, then it is all Cholera this, John Snow that. Turns out he did know quite a lot actually

As an Engineer, I would argue that "sewerage system" i.e. a system of sewerage components is technically more correct, though "sewage system" i.e. a system for handling sewage would be acceptable in a casual conversation.

leans a little dave portnoy but still hot

I’m a subversive professor. I teach about sewage systems and they are sexy.

I used to dig septic systems by hand... Septic systems are a necessity... unless you like nature blowing up your ass in the outhouse..

I work in emergency management. Sewage systems are sexy.

I’m cholera. I hate sewage systems.

Vaccines, antibiotics, and proper sanitation- the biggest boosters of human life expectancy.

I am Pennywise, sewer systems are sexy, Geordie....

I'm a nobody who operates an excavator and I think sewage systems are sexy

I'm a sewage contributor, sewage systems are sexy.

I'm a nurse. Sewage systems are informational on covid and other disease.

I’m Nauseous, to Many ..

Sometimes, when I somewhere unfamiliar, amongst people I’ve never met, I will say this one word aloud, “Bazalgette.” My wife calls it my summoning spell.

Yo that is genuinely awesome

I'm a layman. Sewage systems stink

I’m a person. I wanna fuck sewage systems.

It's true Gillian. A cursory glance at your feed shows you really know your shit

I’m a nimjeh. Sewage systems with routine maintenance are smexy. I don’t want to be Oregon Trailed by dysentery.

You may need to broaden your outlook.

I'm an archaeologist. An old privy is super sexy!

You are a female engineer = sexy by default. Engineering = sexy.

Bazalgette is an unsung great engineer of all time!

I just like systems. Why are people talking about sewage?

I have to poop sometimes. Sewage systems are sexy.

Watching YouTube videos of Australian plumbers cleaning backed up sewage lines is my guilty cathartic pleasure since COVID. Sewage systems are indeed sexy.

I was raised by patriots. Socialists are sexy.

I sent $45k on my sewage system and it’s hot!

I’m a citizen. Sewage systems are sexy!!!

I'm an old man, sewage systems are gross but necessary.

I’m a sexy. Sewage dyslexic epidimiologists are system

I’m a food delivery App driver. Sewage systems are sexy.

I am a shallow and intolerant individual who is instantly turned off by the presence of a fatberg in the otherwise-sexy sewage system. 😛

I’m a lawyer. Swamp-dwelling men with sacks of cash are revered in Gucci gulch. #NameYourVice #ItHasAprice #TrumpetsSewersAaStepUp

Retired software engineer living near an old city that’s spending half a billion on a storm water separation project. I don’t know what started this thread, but sewage systems are sexy. And expensive.

Heeeeyyy, so do I! And I concur! Hella sexy!

im a sewage system. Environmental protection is sexy.

I am a doctor I want the swindling mishandlers, destroyers, inappropriate dischargers, and who do not use the SEXY SWEAGE SYSTEM to be banished from what they are doing.

I’m a literalist. Sewage systems are shit.

i have a degree in nutrition science and i work for the state. sewage systems are sexy.

I’m a PhD epidemiologist who has put up with too much shit!

I'm a vineyard owner with septic tank system on the acreage. Sewage systems are sexy!

I’m a right wing libertarian moron, sewage systems are a socialist plot. They should be for-profit and people should be charged per flush so that wealthy investors can profit from them shitting more-so than they do now through toilet paper sales.

I’m a preschool teacher. Sewage systems are sexy.

I'm someone who shits. Sewage systems are sexy.

There's no sewage system there. That is just one big pile of...well, you know....

Also the fly swatter.

Yes. Brought to you by socialist mayors. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sewer_s...

I'm a rock. Sewage systems are sexy.

I used to work in sewage systems. Never once got a stiffy.

Is this what we're calling 🍆🍑 stuff now?

I’m a nurse. I planted a magnolia tree to block a view because above ground septic tanks are not sexy

I'm an average joe. I use the bathroom every day. Sewage systems are sexy.

I’m a retired plumber. Sewage systems are needy little bitches.

I’m a water resources scientist. Sewage systems are super sexy

You just fancy Bazelgette, it's the top hat isn't it?

I sometimes have to take a shit. Sewage systems are sexy.

Kinky shit...

I was a hydraulic technician for 34 years...I can handle the pressure.

I am a physician. Sewage systems are sexy.

I just used a sewage system then crawled back into bed to snerdle, because I don’t have to work today and that is pretty damn sexy.

... again?

And I’m a poet, and I think sewer systems all seem to empty into Washington D.C.in a most unsexy way.

(Literally and Figuratively)

I am an environmentalist! Good sewage systems are essential and sexy!

I am a retired teacher and properly maintained sewage systems are a modern marvel and completely sexy.

I'm currently on the toilet creating a chocolate waterfall. Sewage systems are sexy.

I’m a Ninja Turtle. Sewage systems are sexy. So is April o’Neill. And pizza.

get a room!😉😆(sorry, i couldnt stop myself...i'll see my way out now)

When i was young I worked at 3 sewage treatment plants over the years. Our motto was "it may be shit to you but it's our bread and butter".

Eww

I’m a log flume owner, sewage systems are sexy.. the make me blush.. sry meant flush😂😂

I mean, not living with raw sewage, and the stench of shit and piss is quite pleasant.

I’m a maintenance mechanic and I can tell you that these guys are lying

We need ours fixed in the U.S. It somehow spat it all into the White House, and now our sewage thinks it rules the world.

I think the people who have the biggest impact our daily lives aren’t lawyers, doctors, etc…but the people who make sure we aren’t living in our own filth (sewer system and sanitation workers). Everything would go to 💩 within days without them and we take it all for granted.

When you work with literal shit you have to make it fun.

I’m a pedant, for while I think sewerage systems are sexy, I refuse to acknowledge the existence of a sewage system.

What a bunch of goddamn perverts!!!

I’m a human with a functioning brain, sewage systems are sexy.

Sewage systems may sound sexy...right up until you have to clean out one!! ❤️🙄

As a civil engineer, it is bread and butter for me.

Especially if you contrast life with such a system to what life *was/would be* like without such a system.

I’m a human bean. Sewage systems are sexy!

Meat Popsicle here, sewage systems are sexy.

I'm a shitter and I think sewage systems are sexy.

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I’m pastor. I believe in god taking care of it. Officially. … at home of course I like my sexy sewage system.

I'm someone who survived childhood without succumbing to a serious waterborne disease. Sewage systems are sexy 😎 Joseph Bazelgette should have been a pin-up for his work with sewers in London. The privatisation of the English water system is 👎👎👎, dumping💩in rivers. And FFS folks,*don't* flush wipes!

I’m a grandma. Sewage systems are adorable.

Will you just look at this crap rolling downhill.......

Yarr! Proctologist

Im a wicked pissah Masshole! Sewage systems are sexy!

I’m a lawyer. Many say I’m full of shit.

It IS a little scary that DNA assays are happening on our poop. It was bad enough to learn that garbage is fair game for investigators

LOL! Agreed!

I'm thinking that. 😁

I find that a splash of socialism is a good thing. It protects people from being homeless.

And?

I like indoor plumbing, sewage systems are indeed very attractive.

I’m a plumber, sewage systems are sexy payday.

Based AF

Aw, shucks!

“Stop romanticizing my struggle” - Alan Wallisch, old sewer rat

To quote Stephen Fry in the Hippopotamus "If all the plumbers in London alone go on strike... Hardship, discomfort, nuisance, impact and news-worthiness quotients? High, poets?, nothing" Sewage Systems are most excellent

Wonder if both posters are into the smell of sewage systems?

there are still too many Nazis: not all of them have come out

I live in a Baltic Sea coastal state. The idea of Russia actually having proper sewage systems would be downright sexy.