Post

It's too late for me, I'm horny for the ladybug perched on that poisonous leaf-like table.

I had to cover my mouth for the laugh this gave me because my wife is napping.

I'm so lost! I've never played Yakuza but I love playing Mahjong by myself! I have a lil app I use sometimes when I'm bored

wait I thought you had to lest you be banished to the land of the Yi

I was joking that next year at Fanime midnight mahjong in the park is going to have a very suspicious number of sharks.

I have no idea how I got here, I don't even dislike mahjong, but this is the funniest fucking thing I've read all day

your clothes being stripped is the least of your worries. how about being stripped of your dignity, stripped of your finances? 😔

I thought I finally had a chance to lure friends in, but they're all wise to it already 🥺

You say that like people don't play strip Trivial Pursuit...

Mahjong is fun though...

Did not see the ending coming

please tell me what are the rules to strip mahjong

the ai filter turned cloud into a high school math teacher wtf

but it has the industry-first Point-blank Strip Mahjong System, I need that

You're too late, I've played it

Im already an evil mahjong player it's too late for me.

Mahjong isn’t really played in the solitaire version IRL, unless you’re in the mood of making all sorts of strange structures with the tiles in your own time.

Do not be afraid of the tiles. Embrace the tiles.

Oh, I'm not learning Majong. LOL, NO.

i played mahjong once and i think part of my soul died

I dont regret it

Had me in the first half but yeah

What’s the matter western man, afraid you might feel something?

Learned how to play mahjong for my now ex gf. What am I supposed to do with all this knowledge?

It's such a powerful game that they had to hit the red dragon tile on the Yu-Gi-Oh Forbidden and Limited List

Let's go Justin!!

I'll need a link, to learn how to recognize mahjong so I can defend myself against it of course

I suppose this is why they give you cheat items for it, usually in the coin lockers? (You can also cheese some of the casino games for the completion percentage, but that just adds to the tedium)

I've never smoked in my life but playing mahjong makes me crave a cigarette, it's horrifying

keepin it menzen

Real advice right there. But since I'm already addicted.... there's strip mahjongg????

Huh, that's pretty interesting. I feel like I've only ever seen the original and not any edits that replace mahjong with something else

It’s ok, Akagi already taught me Mahjong is played exclusively by evilass criminals.

I refuse to learn any game that forces me to learn a new written language

The unified hatred of mahjong is what keeps us, the people strong

Having declared riichi then dealing into a mangan AND A haneman. Good times

may i add WITHOUT porn

I do not truck with the Devil's Tiles

See you’ve just promoted it to me

THESE BASTARDS GOT CHOPPED FINGERS ONE OF THEM GOT MAD, THEY SAID「勝手にしろ！」 HE PULLED OUT THE KATANA SO I PULLED OUT THE GLOCK YOU SHOULDA SEEN HIS FACE WHEN HE SAW THE GLOCK

average round of mahjong (for reference):

but I like mahjong. everyone should play mahjong

people are going apeshit about the way this new one is handling the famously difficult task of 3D-animating clothing removal

I don't know how to play mahjong and I'm not gonna learn unless the tiddies are werf.

I had a copy of The Great Mahjong Book. It had several different rule variants, because different countries have different rules. I still have no idea how to play the actual game.

Mahjong is easy. Just go for 13 orphans every time until you win, and laugh until someone makes up the biggest score deficit you've ever seen and wins first.

How the fuck is "No-Points Hand" a good thing?!

Mahdong

Kinda takes me out seeing mahjong becoming really popular for its own sake when I grew up watching my families playing it as a way to gamble

I had to do a double take lmfao

lol this never usually happens

It's got VR compatibility.. Hmm.. Might have to break out the headset for the first time in a while

It is going to make me try to get into mahjong for the fifth time.

saved by local unavailability lmao

Who has the manga panel?

well, not with that attitude!

Mahjong the game with Roots in Hell