Bob Maluga

Who do I give to to get this in front of as many Michigan voters as possible?

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?

Most riveting thing I've seen all week

If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out

Great day in DC. Drinking a $25 glass of raw milk and listening to a Drowning Pool cover band. Earlier, Steven Crowder asked me to body slam him while he was dressed like Greta Thunberg for some reason. Again! Again! He kept demanding. EPIC!

ME: *points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug* CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug* ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*

"So, this is the trolley problem. You're at the switch, with a track with 1 person died up and one with 5 people tied up. Now, do you--" "I kill all the billionaires." "..." "..." "...what?" "All the billionaires." "In the world?" "Yes." "But that's not the exercise." "It is now, motherfucker."

yeah uh joe biden injured me

Donald Trump called Somalis “animals.” He said Haitians eat dogs and cats. You fucking journalists had a party with him and now you want our sympathy. Fuck off.

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force. Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

THIS.

folks theyre saying the pale rider doesnt want us to break the seventh seal, theyre saying no one has the strength to handle it. what do you think folks, what do you think of that pale rider. should we do it? *crowd going absolutely ape shit* i dont know, i want to but they say I shouldnt

Every anti-vaxxer I encounter seems to love weird unregulated supplements. They hate Big Pharma but they love Little Pharma, Big Pharma’s younger sibling who grew up without any adult supervision.

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

Never Forget

(a guy has pulled my sweatshirt over my head hockey style and is absolutely beating my ass) ME: WHO IS FUNDING THIS??

they disagree about a lot but they don’t disagree about Getting Paid

Citizens are in the driver's seat now imho. It's cool if some politicians are quicker on the uptake than others but they are following us now, I'm not waiting for them anymore

I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street

Whatever is in the Epstein Files is so explosive that the leaders of the Department of Justice are openly breaking the law every day to keep us from seeing it. (Just a reminder amongst all the other stuff flying around.)

The destruction of democracy is a bigger priority than the price of eggs. In fact one could argue the 1st drives the 2nd. If you don’t understand this you’re unqualified to serve. @housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

right now the floor for me is abolish ICE and put every agent on trial and the average elected democrat is like what if we told them to cut it out

On the eve of 1000+ rapid response "Ice Out for Good" protests, here's our generation's phil ochs/bob dylan/john prine/you get the idea. www.youtube.com/watch?v=El0C...

The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality. And trans lives are grounded in reality. We see y'all. No matter what. www.popsci.com/science/tran...

Oh the weather outside is frightful And US prices: frightful And the ICE attacks are frightful And war crimes, also frightful And the president's mental & physical health: frightful And our rights being stripped, way frightful And human trafficking: so frightful And everything else is frightful

The fuck is a jingle horse

Whoa … this is really strange. Federal law enforcement managed to confiscate almost two tons of cocaine, and arrest 3 suspects, without blowing the boat out of the water or killing anyone. 🎁 link ⤵️ www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...

It's good—very good, and very important—that district courts keep issuing these 100-page rulings upholding the law. It must be incredibly dispiriting to see them overturned in a two-page, lawless, unsigned order, but please, keep them coming. They expose SCOTUS' corruption like nothing else.

An entire room full of powerful old white people smiling and laughing as the president dehumanizes black immigrants and the first black president. Just fucking pathetic.

You know what’s one of the great things about the No Kings protests today? No one is going to storm the U.S. Capitol.

In the morning I wake up and googles government shutdown to see if there is an update. Today I typed government shit and... it still works

coming back to this, what are we even doing with this funding bill negotiation or indeed any budget at all?

will never understand how Canadians became known for saying “eh” when we should be known for our ability to make the phase “okay buddy” mean everything from “of course I will give my life for yours” to “I am the drunkest man alive and I am going to fight you in this parking lot”

This may explain why there’s an aggressive response to people who merely post Kirk’s own words. It threatens the existence of the alternate Kirk - the motivational speaker that had been marketed to young kids and white Christian groups through selective quotation & clips.

New Orleans, alarmingly good

his father was unavailable for comment

Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.

I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.

States with the highest crime rates are sending their National Guard units to blue cities with lower crime rates. Blue states are sending their tax money to red states impoverished by GOP policies. This level of insanity is not sustainable.