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I am worried that children I do not yet have from a relationship I am not in will cringe from this

Big incentive energy

Is this the "cringe" all the kids keep taking about?

What is it with Trump and Musk? Who else posts crap fantasising about themselves to such an inordinate degree? There must be some really deep-seated insecurity issues driving the behaviour of both of them.

I think this literally cured me of what self-hatred I had left

Omg it just keeps going. This is one of the most cringe things I've ever seen.

Do not put this in front of me again, something withered and died inside me

They make a space suit with 20 inch sleeves and a 44 inch waist?? He should stick to paying for gamers to play his accounts to make him look good...

This man is my age. Of course, minus the face lift, buccal fat removal and hair transplant.

JFC.

That's true, and yet somehow it's not the most embarrassing thing he's posted.

"Stand by me!" [not one single other person appears in the video]

In many ways they are the same type of dumb guy

He looks like a Dick Tracy villain. What would his name be?

I bet this rocks if you’re on ketamine and have never felt love.

This man has a trillion dollars and still craves an attaboy from the worst people on the internet.

Bring back arts education

"everyone is twelve now"

It’s crazy that he’s had so much work done, he’s filtered through AI and he still looks like that?

It just keeps getting worse. Every cut is more embarrassing than the last and it keeps going on forever.

If only there was something that could keep the rain off you and still look cool. Like this:

The one nice thing about him being the richest man in the world is it really shows you how many things money indisputably cannot buy.

Ya gotta hand it to the man, he goes above and beyond to find new ways to deeply pathetic

I'm getting Don Fanucci, the fraud who gets gunned down like a dog in Godfather 2. Is that what he's going for?

He must be the loneliest man in the universe.

omg it just KEEPS GOING

In the words of Kendrick, “Once a lame, always a lame.”

The only plausible explanation is ‘I’m gonna post the dumbest AI video ever and see how people react.’ Nothing else makes sense.

What’s Peaky Blinders doing in there 😂😂😂

Trying to distract from The Lancet article that shows his ignorant USAID cuts killed 14 million people.

Damn, I'd love to see the replies (bots filtered out.)

I think this existing actually diminishes humanity.

These people are MENTAL!! Absolute Fantasist !! 🙆

The full video is SIX MINUTES LONG

I looked down and saw there were TWO MORE MINUTES and stopped. My curiosity was already satisfied.

I could only stand to watch the first few

Do you taste metal?

I immediately went into menopause.

Many years ago….

I kept waiting for the Lego people to show up.

I was hoping for the shot when he cums on his own face.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! I couldn't watch the whole thing, but the way smoking cigarettes worked, and him standing on top of the world's tinniest train were p. good.

40 seconds in smoke just starts shooting out of his eye lmao

No. Come on now. HOW IS THERE SIX MINUTES OF THIS ATROCITY?!

I cannot, in good conscience, repost this. I can't bring myself to willingly inflict it on someone else.

The prompt for that opening shot must have been "light side phantom of the opera but face is not busted"

I want him to keep doing so much ketamine that he Leeroy Jenkins himself to Mars by the end of the year.

Oh Jesus Christ I asked that when I had only seen the white suit bit. It gets so much worse.

What’s with all the fucking armor, and capes?

Wait, did he just pretend to be a super hero who stood by and watched a city be destroyed by a natural disaster without trying to help? ...cause that would be a pretty accurate metaphor.

The South African Kafer Parasite Cockroach Elon Musk is hilarious.

Grok prompt: Add more lightening.

That includes you @JimmyTheGoatFvcker.bsky.social

took me a minute...

OMG! ewwwww

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted from my shoulders, I no longer have this fear.

😂

Milhouse voice “my computer says I’m cool”

Imagine being this much of a loser (Musk being the loser, not you, Ian).

I was curious how bad it got but couldn’t make it under the 2:00 mark before giving up

😆

“Please disregard that previous post, my assistant posted this without my consent…I was hacked…LOCUSTS!”

He needs more ketamine

Nope. I'm scared to even watch. Can 2nd hand embarrassment be fatal?

Wow! Total friendlessness never looked so desperate.

So I guess he is the one doing Trump’s AI generate photos. Two losers, same schtick

Is he *trying* to be the Man in Black from Westworld? Like, actually trying?

His dick must be so small it points backwards.

Far less embarrassing than the no pants on the school bus dreams of my childhood.

there are none that can compete with this level of cringe, he is truly a trailblazer

My cringe muscles got sore and then I checked how long the video was and I wasn't even half way, holy shit

im somehow feeling first hand embarrassment and im not the one who commissioned this

I like how at various angles the AI just forgets what his face looks like and starts molding it to look like Tom Cruise or something, like it's so fucking embarrassingly broken and he posted this shit like it's a great achievement Fucking amazing

He's trying to piss people off but also sort of hoping...they'll like it?

Magic Mirror, on the wall . . .

Is this his version of The Odyssey? I feel there should be more scenes of standing on top of skeletons.

This is "middle schooler discovered trilbys and trenchcoats" energy.

Ketamine fueled delusion, straight up mental illness or a combo? Denaturalize the creatinine and send him packing.

🤣🤣🤣

What a tool.

The peakiest blinder

Someone take away the ketamine!!!

His hair is a dead giveaway this is all AI generated.

No he isn't a Narcissistic fool!

He has greater access to wealth as technology than emperors, posts this garbage and still has the gall to be built like a winter squash

Loneliest man on the planet seeks attention.

Oh dear me!

I literally LOLd

So he's just on like, all of the drugs? Is he having an actual psychotic break? WTF was the prompt he gave MechaHitler to describe his makeup in some of these?

Who’s the black spy in this cosplay?

So much armour. Why so much armour? And it just wasn’t stopping.

He does get off on himself, don't he? But I was waiting for one as a Rockette.

I think this may possibly out-cringe Trump's finest cringe. #CRRR-I-I-I-I-I-NGE

I have to share this with everybody I know. Why should I have all the fun?

OMGs it's two-and-a-half minutes long! I had to nope out before the end of the first minute before I died of sympathetic embarrassment.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgip...

A quote from Irving Thalberg: "Credit you give yourself is not worth having"

It got worse for him, better for us! 🤣 bsky.app/profile/quin...

He is so lonely

JFC! I tapped out when he was riding the toy train… how can there still be another 90 seconds of this guff?

Elon sucked on his Mom’s tit until he was 21.😂😂😂😂😂😂

Say what you will about Musk - but he has great hair plugs (at least in CGI).

Holy Moses

What an absolute tool he is

What a sad little putz he must be.

Yikes