kylie4Bob

Everyone thought Lula was cooked, hopeless. Then he bought a phone and started posting and now he's gonna get a 4th term. The lesson is to never stop posting.

Ramirez

Roses are red That great wave was off Kanagawa

Weather in London tonight guarantees that everyone at Autechre will be dressed as Autechre

Any of you nerds going to Autechre tonight?

There are only three contestants that the Faithfuls are sure they can trust!

"Defence Secretary Wes Streeting has urged the public to stockpile bottled water"

James A’s approach in this task is 100% the approach I took to PE at school

Perhaps my favourite new insane conspiracy theory on X is that Daniel Hannan is a crypto-Muslim who is banning alcohol from the IEA and purging the staff of anyone who likes a drink.

The countries school children rejoice as Classcharts is taken offline by the PHP vulnerability

Bizarre GB News clip doing the rounds where host Nana Akua and panellist Andy Twelves have an argument in which they keep saying each other's full names.

What this situation calls for is a pointless gesture you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...

xkcd.com/221/

for those only dimly aware of cybersecurity people screaming, "a security certificate which underpins the entire internet used '4' for a private key that is supposed to be 116 digits long" and "a popular web language lets anyone run code on your server" are two different issues from the same day

There's a famous bald British action star whose films tend to share the same themes: violence, masculinity, revenge. That's because his full name is Jason Staythematicallyconsistent.

I think they have been really bad at promoting R4X, if they had said "it's radio 4 programmes but without the same depressing news bulletin once an hour" I'd have found it years ago.

My opa was a literal rocket scientist during the space race. Couldn't figure out how to start his riding mower. He took it apart and rebuilt it before his neighbor told him he had to be in the seat to start it. A favorite thanksgiving story.

One of the great cultural losses to digitisation is sending twenty somethings out into the suburbs of Britain to ask old ladies if they’re familiar with the word bumbaclat

Man does job

morning

What's up,

Poor guy

His co-defendant, a Mr S. Doo, entered a plea of “Ruh-roh!”

Morning…

Lol

One big problem I have occasionally had with managing The Very Good At Exams is getting across to them that there's no such thing as "plagiarism" in treasury risk management and if someone else has done something right you should copy it.

Amazing work by UN Women, discovering a pink cloud of belief, that floats around independent of people.

A book about talking to a chatbot

First time attending Surbiton Ski Sunday, where people strap blocks of ice to their feet and compete to ski down a soaped street. I love this country.

All timer headline

Underground icon @thequietus.com once did a long piece on Travis which seemed mainly to be because one of their writers met Fran and he was just such a great bloke that he wanted to wrote about him #totp

What if don't have a preference? I am indifferent to a wide range of things.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I GET TO USE THE MEME.

"I mean look *gestures at camel, gestures at needle* ... there's just no way ... mad"

Still, at least Suella will be unhappy (hopefully)

"But all the Russians I meet are rich"

This race #f1

Man that band looked wet #f1

Looks like @perctrax.bsky.social on the decks for Madison Avenue there #totp