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Yeah the joke was that I can't stand Andy Serkis. The guy is an annoying prick of a person. On the contrary with Steve Buscemi though, he's an interesting man I would absolutely invite over for dinner.

Did you like planet of the apes

That line isn't from Joker.

Sounds bad, thanks.

But I want Jared Leto to play gollum.

Hmm. So it will be terrible.

A whole movie about this guy is going to be a bit much. Even if his story is tragic, he's not sympathetic without his Hobbitses. He's like if Hamlet strangled his boyfriend.

@rangedtouch.bsky.social Shelved by Genre bonusode where all three of ya go see this in theaters together

Can’t wait for incels to have a new icon to look up to

Hollywood, Please stop with the Tolkien movies. The first three and their extended versions were all we asked for. Signed, The viewing public.

so, the Gollum origin story may end up being my joker origin story?

“You wanna know how I got these scars” is from The Dark Knight, which didn’t star Joaquin Phoenix. I know it’s a small thing, but it makes me suspect you’re having AI trash make your jokes for you too.

Wanna really understand Gollum? www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC4b... Enjoy

didn't they learn anything from War of the Rohirrim underperforming?

I think the Joker/Gollum mashup looks pretty cool. Definitely a scroll stopper.

Make new content !!!!! Who asked for this ??

So the twist is the movie isn't about Gollum after all?

well this headline and image certainly make one feel like the joker

There isn’t one single change Jackson made to any of Tolkien’s stories that made any of them better.

thank you @pillowfort.bsky.social

I feel like you get enough of that in the movie that he made.

You'd think the nerd site would know that the "scars" line didn't come from Joaquin Phoenix's Joker.

They didn't learn from the god-awful Gollum video game that the people doesn't want any piece of media focusing on him?

Obligatory www.youtube.com/watch?v=whN9...

This is the kind of thing a podcaster would say to make fun of the movie.

still no info on what will actually happen in the film yet, I see

I love the Lord of the Rings which is why I hate Peter Jackson

Does anyone actually want to see this movie? This sounds terrible.