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Oh fuck he's going to have to say goodbye to his friends again

Woody diagnosed with terminal macroplastics in his cajones.

Like exfoliated? I guess she'll have beautiful...skin?

Clearly the Writers are at fault.

The World: "Things are awful and we really just want to feel joy again." Disney: "No."

The last time Pixar said this it ended with Woody and Buzz breaking up. This one better have Woody shredded by Lilypad and his body parts are tossed all over.

Woody's pull string fully extended wrapped around his neck, tied around a thumbtack, camera shows his feet dangling, slow dead battery voice "sommmmebboodies poisoneddd the wahtttering hollllle"

Sort of like the one scene from Eternals?

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Longtime Woody actor

This time the movie ends at the incinerator.

probably woody realizing the bald spot isn't going away 😔

Andy's colonoscopy doesn't go well?

Holy fuck I KNEW it, Drawcia from Kirb- oh wait. It said “ONE OF the most heartbreaking scenes”. Phew

is it the fact that there’s a post credits “see you soon for Toy Story 6” scene?

He learns about AI?

Right before the Splash money hit

I press X to doubt.

Not at all

It ends as the final death hallucination of Captain Miller before he succumbs to his wounds defending the bridge into Ramelle from German forces.

Toy Story is one of the most overrated franchises in history. Crappy movies all the way around.

Plastic in testicles

He discovered all the erotic fan fiction that has been written about him over the last three decades. Has to be.

Sadder than Jessie’s abandonment? I’m 70 and I still tear up just thinking about it.

If I ever meet Tom Hanks, I hope that I remember to call him Longtime Woody actor

One of the most scenes of all time.

We all know Disney loves to kill off the Mom, so my money’s on that. 🪦

Mr Potato Head says "fuck" 🤡

The toys make a joke about Trump and Larry Ellison fires them all

Who is longtime Woody actor?

Jessie sees her person again, and it's going to kick the shit out of everyone in the theatre.

I can't believe the toys deleted their save files to escape the endless sequels

Tom Hanks: I'm tired 😩

Why didn’t they end the franchise with three Fiege would’ve done it

This makes me really mad for some reason. I'm sick of the same crap over and over. And I'm sick of Tom Hanks. I know, I know, everyone loves him. Ugh. I'm sick of everything

Who cares

I thought you were going to say he was forced to watch it.

Is it a tease for Toy Story 6?

they gonna turn buzz into water bottle by recycling him 😭

No. I don’t want that. I cannot.

They said the same thing about the last movie... And the one before that...

It's the scene where where Woody believes he's going to become a made man and so he dressed up and walks into a basement only for the Dinosaur and Slinky Dog to double tap him as revenge for the time he angrily stomped out Billy Batts.

They visit Andy in hospice?

Pretty sure he has said this for the last two movies as well

Why do we need this?

Wow, I thought you were joking!

Like... What the fuck were they thinking.

I'm not sure my heart can handle it, to be honest.

Same movie but different. Wife and I watched it with a kid soon to graduate HS. The ending made us both sob like babies.

Inceptionator

Worse than Jessie's backstory, worse than Gabby Gabby

No. No thank you.

Woody gazes upon a portrait of the real Woody which had been aging hidden within a cabinet, thus Woody suddenly breaks the spell, instantly ages by +70 years and dies

Oh someone gonna die

Woody is tortured by The Inquisition after leading a toy rebellion. His wooden insides are carved out slowly as he screams FREEEEEEEEDDDDOOOM!

HE SAID THE SAME THING FOR TOY STORY 4

Is it when baby Trump writes his name on Woody’s boot?

He finds out he has been priced out of visiting the Magic Kingdom.

They were told the Pixar movie franchise was part of the Ellison deal w/ Paramount?

Yep. 3 wrapped it up nicely. 4 dug up its grave for money.

we will see a sad moment while hearing the freedom motif ??

He said that about every movie

Dear god....

I made the mistake of trying to rewatch at one point and I was left crying with my mouth hanging open AGAIN. Husband hates it. We’ll never watch it again. And I have always wondered, how hard would it have been to go on that adventure TOGETHER??? Wouldn’t that have been uplifting?

Woody dies from alcohol poisoning (isopropyl), spoiler alert

Huh. Thought it would be slinky dog

Andy goes back in time and dies in the holocaust

Just skimmed this article and he's referencing a little girl getting cyber bullied. Like, don't get me wrong, that sucks. But compared to the entire main cast on a conveyor belt towards fiery death?!?!

Slinky Dog expands but metal fatigue finally prevents the spring from snapping back and the coils get all out of whack.

Y'all want me to care about the Phone Bad movie so bad dude

Interminable Woody

This was my nightmare.

i can't believe they're going to Toy Hell

buzz lightyear gets launched into the sun

The heritage foundation sneaks in and makes woody maga evil untill the third act and everything returns to normal.

Sadder than locking a little doll up alone for decades?