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This I can get behind

It literally bankrupts people

I was very sad to to learn that Andrew Sullivan’s marriage didn’t survive the pandemic dish.andrewsullivan.com

looking into this! www.faulknerlawgroup.com/studies-say-...

unironically believed this in my zitty years

Banning marriage completely would also help the struggling health insurance companies, good for the economy any way you look at it.

To be fair, if you take out Pete Hegseth from the divorce stats, the percentage is only 70% of marriages! ;-)

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they definitely shouldnt let minors do it like in my state with parental consent, probably should outlaw it until at least the age of 30

100% of visits to Burger King end in regret while using the restroom. We should outlaw Burger King

Unfortunately the faux Christian position is that they should just ban divorces.

And the other 58% of marriages end in death.

You joke, but they're likely going to try to ban no-fault divorce.

Compulsory polyamory

People are only getting married for clout and/or to grift, obviously

It's even worse when realizing 58% of marriages end in death!!! Outlaw marriages, it's evil

Banger

This is why I'm against teachers wearing wedding rings in class and forcing their pro-marriage agenda on our kids

But what about the 58% who don’t regret it? I want to get married to Bryce one day, but that can’t happen if it’s banned outright.

The other 58% end in death. Clearly no good way out.

Just wait for solo poly people to hit 35 and your monkey’s paw will curl inwards

Marriage for some, tiny American flags for others.

I mean, maybe just end the incentive to get married and make it a pure culture choice. If Mega-pastors couldn’t get tax write offs from their churches, they would totally find another grift. Continue your work as the Left’s greatest shit-poster.🫡 You’re doing Marx’s work.

Or ban divorce. They made the commitment, so they should stick with it. Or, not make it.

This account (now reported and blocked by me) is sharing misinformation and anti-trans rhetoric in this thread for some reason. I hope others report ✨️

We need to stop the indoctrination of kids thinking it's okay if they get married someday ❌️❌️

most are miserable when married, relationship killer. a lot of those may be miserable people who don't believe in divorce but stay anyway, horribly ageing them in later years

careful what you wish for they might decide that instantly ending a citiezenship path is worth having to find a different way to legally entrap women

everyone who gets married eventually dies

91 likes on a stolen joke. I'll take it, I guess

the regret argument has to be one of the stupidest ones

Kinda lose-lose there

considering how many years in court and the amount of money I spent to get a divorce I unironically agree. 0 transition regrets lots of them for marriage

My study of the question suggests that all marriages that don't end divorce end in death! Can we really afford to keep this not merely failing but deadly institution around?😉

Hormonal sex change is in some ways easier to reverse than the effects of a bad marriage

We should probably also mention the marriages that end in murder or other domestic violence. Seems like too much of a risk to allow this to go on any longer!

Nancy can’t get a decent man.

but but but...

About 40% of LEOs are domestic abusers. We should ban cops while we're at it

I mean, you joke, but republicans would genuinely love to ban divorce

So you're telling me that you want to ban marriages that you want to have such control over other people that you're willing to ban the future of the human race. You are one sick individual but incredibly stupid also

straight people man... (i'm in a heteronormative relationship)