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Will their T be tested?

Pass

Quite pleased that I don't know who most of these people are.

Nazis and Rich Morons

And a real, what the what the fuck

Hunger Games For Morons

Santos/Kitara will be the lead cheerleader

Only if the tag line "15 enter. Only 1 walks out" is legit

A father/daughter combo. That's a new one.

🤣🤣🤣 We are an unserious nation. JFC this is just straight up trash.

Oliver Hudson? Wtaf. What have you just done to your career. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Can't we just leave them out there

They couldn't find a single hot person?

Okey Dokey

Are they going to get their testosterone tested?

Pete Hegseth's idea, I'm thinking.

Not young enough, fit enough, or pretty enough for this show. They're all so blandly 'hollywood-pretty'!

Waffle House couldn't give him the week off

Have they been given their supply of testosterone?

One of the saddest things I’ve ever seen (and will not watch).

Lunatics!

KATE GOSELLIN’S SON!!!

Is it good or bad that I only know one of them?

Was Ruby Rose blacklisted for talking shit about WB to go for a gig that's even more likely to get her injured than a CW show?

The worst people on earth can’t wait for this

I'd love to watch this but I have this thing going on then.

I honestly thought this was fake

my money is on alycia 💪

Thanks for the handy pocket guide to identifying awful people in the wild.

Yuck

I see 15 people desperately seeking relevance and attention. Probably also desperate for money.

I think I can happily miss this one.

In Star Trek, these individuals would be known as "red shirts" - a term used for first-time cast members who never make it back to the ship.

Make it stop!

😵‍💫

Imagine having this be your bio… the sheer humiliation

I thought this was supposed to be a Spanish imprecation Then I looked at the graphic and realized I was terribly wrong

It will be so much fun to watch him cry 🤣🤣

Oh how much I hope he picks a fight with Alycia.

Like a bad penny … he just keeps showing up!

He won't last 5 minutes😒 And he'll try to lie his way out of it.

Some desperate people need desperate measures and attention. Good luck to them and dealing with Santos if that’s his real name.

I do hope they leave him in the jungle

He'll pickpocket the others while they're climbing trees.

LOL. I laughed way too hard at this. (My dad was a Navy pilot. Who landed on carriers. He referred to himself as a “carrier pilot”.)

The next batch of ICE agents.

What a motley crew 😆 🤣 😂

Are there reality TV nepo babies now? Stop this timeline, I want to get off!

"Content creator" and "Kate Gosselin's son" are killing me.

Is it gonna be the first AI reality show EVER?

Can't wait to watch this solely through recommended clips on YouTube.

I’m rooting for dengue.

No one gives a crap about it.

Who ARE these people??

Pretty sure Santos has already done this and won. At least, that's what he'll say anyway.

Hey that may be our next president yr talking about! Or so he'll say...

I mean look, he earned them.

Who is playing George Santos?

I see Santos… Glanville…. But THE DRAMA and MESSINESS of Shady McCoy will probably earn him his own Bravo show…

No fucking shot

That just looks so damn entertaining.

Slab Bulkhead Punt Speedchunk Blast HardCheese Bob Johnson

Because it’s all a f*cking game show until it’s your son in the body bag. Unbelievable.

Kate Gosselin’s “Son”! 😂😂😂

Joke’s on them when they find out their real job is to take Kharg Island

The water will be chlorinated.

Well, mostly.

All these folks are some varied stage of washed up but I'm tickled that one of them doesn't have any notoriety beyond 'noteworthy son'

It hurts my heart to see Maxim Naumov here. Every figure skating fan grieved with Max when his parents/coaches died in the 2025 plane crash in DC that killed so many other skaters, coaches and parents. It was so touching seeing him come in 5th at the Olympics in February while holding their picture.

Brandi Glanville? That oughta be a hoot. Where’s Spencer and Heidi?

bsky.app/profile/cavs...

Put Hegseth in there. Let's see how much testosterone he really has🖕

Looking at these contestants I’m guessing LowT Kegbreath is yelling DEI DEI.

George Santos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

In a group of nobodies, it takes a super-nobody to just be "Someone's Son"

George is soooo hoping one of specops exercises is stealing money from dying cancer patients.

I know Santos, McCoy, and Barnes. Never heard of any of the others.

This is too ridiculous to believe.

" I sold the sunset to buy Beverly Hills. "

CCB got herself a maga face!

Holy fuck we live in crazy town.

pos should be behind the bars

At least half of those people have got to be AI, right?

Señorita santos will be the first to quit. Place your bets.

Well, that is exactly highlighting the delusion of "reality television".

Chris Chris and Chris del Chris didnt make the cut?!

Ruby Rose? That's mildly disappointing.

Someone’s gonna die

I recognize two people here!!

Fox! Of course!

It's like the 1st Hunger Games where no one cared to know and one even watched it

Lmao!

With live ammo?

Why?

I could definitely go for some schadenfreude 🙂

It's weird how there's almost zero personal or financial risk involved here. Fake people doing a fake performance for an audience of