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yes my gatekeeper

you've definitely made the mistake of betting your soul on the game or at least your first car out of high school

Yeah I'd lose to him

If he wants to. That perv is totally at his mercy

If you somehow beat him, he just makes your head explode with his mind, Scanners style.

He’s going to eat you

I could beat wizard Kurt Russell.

Holy Christ I remember that!!

That’s this guy static.wikia.nocookie.net/bttf/images/...

unless you are chessmaster 5000, then it's just game on kid

it took 3,999 previous chessmasters to get to this guy, he means business

The Chessmaster will return in "Avengers: Doomsday"

Hey, remember that time Bob Seger whooped my ass at chess?

Mmmmm... That look screams "This face is leaving town in three minutes... Be on it."

Much more dangerous than a pinball wizard

I had 8000. This game was fucking impossible

I played that game a lot. A lot.

It’s not even a light up board, he just does that.

I kicked his ass every day after school

He looks like he’s about to rip a fat line

When you see the chessmaster coming

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I loved Chessmaster so much. In a platonic sort of way, of course!

I always thought that this guy was a hooded wizard, but it turns out he just has the most luxurious hair.

He isn't trained in chess. He just has a basic instinct

is it weird that I look at the old ass wizard now and think…damn he’s looking pretty good!

Go is my only chance.

This guy has been aura farming since the 90's. Do you really think you stand even a shred of a chance?

I FEEL SEEN

Turbo crazy

Face off with LSD Gandalf if you want to take an L that feels like 10 concurrent ego deaths.

mfw I’m sitting across from this guy

this gave me a visceral reaction

I used to love this software growing up almost as much as "battle chess" which had cutting edge cutaway graphics of knights fighting bishops and shit when you took a piece. Also, this guy sat in Harvard Square for years, probably still does but I moved away.

He’s looking at you and the board at the same time. Truly a master.

He be ponderin’ his orb for days

Whenever I read that someone is a Chess Grandmaster, this picture is *still* what immediately comes to mind.

That guy ruled Radio Shack

HAH! That will never happen, because I have died of dysentery.

I steered clear of the CompUSA bargain bin as a kid because this guy’s presence was oppressively intimidating.

WELcome…to Chessmaster

He taught me well, and now I am the master!

Alan Moore is really good at chess

Obligatory link to the SNES Chessmaster slap bass theme song youtu.be/kqPX5J5xyqc?...

Oh my god

Oh THIS asshole.

Do not fw a man who owns a dinosaur chess set

It’s Whistler from Blade

When you lose to him:

I think I saw him at a SoCal Ralph’s drinking a White Russian

Pffff that dude has nothing on Mavis Beacon

It isn't a real chess game unless Will Hare is giving you The Look

He prepares for games by contemplating his orb

that's The Chessmaster

Your next opponent is... the Chess Wizard. Good luck.

The north pole

I played this guy in Chutes and Ladders once. Got my ass handed to me

TURBO fucked

If you are sitting accross from the Chessmaster 2000 you are fucked but if it's this guy you are T U R B O fucked.

You're not prepared for his theme song youtu.be/kqPX5J5xyqc

"but ryu what if he's just really good at chess, what if he's not actually some kind of chess wizard" doesn't matter he'll do it to you anyway

That dude smoked me so many times

Especially if you're in a remote research station in Antarctica

The guy who talks about his "mellow grass" and you try some and wake up in Malaysia with at least two missing organs

Blast from the past…

Yeah, how do you think he got that good at chess? Playing some loser? No! He played the best, his own damn self Casting a clone Jitsu is simple for a wizard of his ponderousness

He actually looks like a younger version of the same guy. Maybe the same model in a different getup?

Have you tried his homebrew tho?

I think I actually refused to take up chess specifically because this guy and his aura intimidated me too much every time I went into Babbage’s

Why is it always an Old guy More Humiliating getting smoked by a kid NPC at the end game lol

"But... how... you... defeated me! I am the chess master!" "I found, um, the erm, game um kinda, very sort of easy. No tech tree, and um no fog of war. Child's play." "Which child?" "I, um, don't remember all their, um, names. X420 69 Turbotaximus Wolf. Probably."