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Waiting for a light ginger colored smoke in soft, looping, male perm-like curls to emerge from the White House chimney to denote a new tech bro being chosen.

swapping one of the least liked people on the planet for the least liked person on the planet.

🤬

Somehow with this biannual switchover, it always seems like it will be “fall back.”

Zuck will be there begging for something & kissing the ring. I can't see the silent majority republicans tolerating him for much of anything. But then again they are becoming surplus to trump & the oligarch minions requirements. They've already ceded power of the purse to trump so what else is left?

What the fuck!

Oh, it's fukkkerbergs turn to steal our information now!

🤮🤮🤮

He’s probably there to call Trump “Daddy”.

That explains the increased muting of liberal content on meta facegrambookinsta

One more late-inning TikTok bid.

Quarterly?

There's an auction going on in the Oval for TikTok between Amazon, Meta and Oracle and Trump will skim off his fee for the deal. Zuck is just there to hand-carry his bid.

Put a target on metas back. Let's shut Meta down.

Annual? Quarterly.

Damn!

Been saying that since 2016. Guess the only thing I missed (so Im told) are a few high school get togethers and my racist neighbors with their rants.

ugh fuck me

I am shocked Tim Cook was not at his side.

Calls on FB!

Getting orders for who to censor.

Maybe he and the other one are finally gonna have that MMA fight.

😄

One malignant billionaire being discarded after an election loss ushers in the return of another malignant billionaire who helped the demented felon President win in 2016.

He's more a competent fascist than Musk, so having him digging around our government would probably be worse for us.

It’s about time we boycott Meta

Definitely sounds like the beginning of a joke

Semiannual.

Yes. You need to change their batteries, clean their filters, and rotate them every spring.

Another billionaire meeting with Trump for favors. I wonder what regulations he wants gutted so can make more more MORE

Is Zuck there for his long-awaited MMA fight against Elon?

Like the changing of the keg on Cheers.

Next Executive Order: "All U.S. government business must be conducted in the Metaverse."

This has Tik tok vibes about it

Leave Facebook and any of the Meta derivatives.

Is that like the changing of the guard at Buckingham Palace?

Aaron Sorkin: "I seem to have mixed up my scripts..."

Cabinet reshuffle

It's that time of year....expect spring cleaning.

Bannon & Mercers. Yup

Whose turn is it?

But will Zuckerberg do the Nazi salute?

Is there a bagpipe march for that?

He has plans for a new agency called DOUCHE.

Seasonal, even

Haaa

Fuck Zuckerberg too!!

He got spanked. And we're ready. So, whatever, ZB. Bring it. We don't need you.

Applying to be the RAT's replacement as chief lap dancer to the felon?

Imagine being so hated that Zuckerberg is a step up.

My boy needs a new propaganda chief.

#brutal 😂

He is going to apply pressure on Zuck to agree to share Meta's users personal information, including what they post on Meta platforms. This includes who they voted for. Trump will use this information against us.

They’re so willing

Bluesky needs to create competing platforms. They would crush the tech bros.

Just delete Facebook. I do not miss it AT ALL.

... Please say sike. lol

*slurping

What did his t-shirt say

Someone needs to check on Aaron Sorkin.

I can't imagine having to see that dweeb's face in the news every day

So called “smartest men in the world”, yet they never seem to learn…

www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

Tech bros should be changed as frequently as diapers and for the same reason.

It does. You don’t show up in DAU and MAU metrics (daily active, and monthly active).

We’ll know if Trump’s selected a new tech bro because white emojis will pour out of the White House roof.

This will be about TikTok I’m sure.

He was a darling of the dem party in 2020.

"So are all billionaires nuts?" Having that much $ gives them delusions of grandeur. It's hard to be humble when you have 'fuck you' money. They think they are somehow special and deserving of all that comes with their fortune, including younger attractive women willing to 'fall in love' with them.

They shouldn't even be allowed there.

Someone, from the press preferably, needs to ask Zuck why Heather Cox Richardson's posts have been disappeared from the platform, the last one showing is from 3/25/25.

Was he dressed all hip

That must have hurt!

He and Elon finally gonna fight?

Is the Wicker Man ready?

Woo hoo not.

What happened to Kid Rock and his outfit?

Monthly

shaking them down

Oh hell, I could make him cry if I met him in person.

Gotta rotate those tires

They have no shame

It has to be less painful than walking into a door. Unless it is a wing of an aircraft--then all bets are off.

Greedy amoral coward.

Swapping of spit…

Those kegel exercises are about to pay off for Zuck.

Possibly.

Well, at least I already hated him.

Cool, so the guy who *actually* has all of our data

God help us. Another social misfit...

Guess who sold out of meta with 270% profit yesterday. Zuck is cooked. Europe knows whose fault Trump is, oh there's plenty of blame to go around but Zuck's algo's are a MAJOR part of it and the EU is like 23-26% of his profit margins. And he's trusting TRUMP to save him from the EU? hah!

Now it’s time to take META DOWN‼️‼️‼️

Live video of Zuck entering

Oligarchs gotta oligarch.

The new Quarterly contestant on “Let’s F*ck This Country Up”?

Read Careless People

already? this year is going by so fast….

I mean, the last one got so tarnished.

I guess he won't wear a cheese hat and hand out checks like candy

Surprise. People don’t like Mark either. There is a whole movie about it.

DELETE META

Seasonal

Annual? Quarterly I think you mean lol

I just accidentally saw part of Felon’s speech and he said Zuckerberg promised $500 billion investment in the economy this year. Does Zuckerberg have half a trillion dollars?

Guess Zuckerberg is delinquent on kissing ass

Of course, he did. Zuckerberg is just another Oligarch tech bro.

He’s well invested in MAGA