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Man with brain damage is easy to fool is just as good of a headline.

Senator Collins wannabe.

"And I've got a great line on a bridge."

And he believes him? Come on man!

Somebody please keep an eye on this guy. He’s starting to sound a lot like two other Senators who are retiring this year after becoming best friends with some rich folk who padded their pockets nicely on the way out. He is gullible and has lost his way. Watch his votes AND his bank accounts.

Getting Susan Collins vibes here....

So very disappointed in him.

I don't get Fetterman on this. Why would you support a nominee who has said he plans retribution against political enemies. Patel obviously is saying that he won't pursue retribution only because he wants to get confirmed. Even if he is sincere, why should we take the chance? Find someone else.

In an unrelated aside, Fetterman bought the Brooklyn Bridge from Patel because “he gave me a great deal.”

oh well in that case

🤦

Looks like someone’s on the Russian payroll now

Someone saw the void created with the departure of Manchin and Sinema, I guess. Such a disappointment, this guy.

Right, boy did someone get snowed. Fetterman needs to listen to all of the many times Patel did say he would go after Trump's enemies.

Another chink in our armor. I so want to respect him, but it is taking too much out of me

That stroke must’ve done a lot of damage.

I'm telling ya, that stroke scrambled his brains.

Ahhhh..... bullllll.... shizzzzz...

It takes a special kind of gullibility to believe anything Kash Patel says!!!

Primary Fetterman.

Well, that's alright then.

And the scorpion promised the frog he wouldn't sting him, either

“A conservative republican lied to my face to get something from me and I totally believe him.” WTAF Big Fett?

Oh, fuckin’ ok!

Fetterman sold out.

Good judge of character, that one

Um...he's lying. That's what they do.

Fetterman is a conman like Trump. Patel is a coup ringleader. Lack of Justice is why generations will suffer.

Well, obviously Patel is lying but when he turns the FBI into the secret police on day 1 Fetterkan can say I was lied to.

Susan Collins would like a word

They lie just like breathing… and we fall for it again? 🙄

his brain is swiss cheese

it's far worse than him being dumb - he's lying in order to appeal to maga voters by supporting Patel; which he thinks will win him some tiny % of them in 4 years

"...he also said I had the most handsomest knees he'd ever seen"

Translation: Patel assured him he'd go after campus protesters.

As long as they pinkie promised, that's ok by me.

Or he switches parties and is the Republican candidate for his seat in 2028. He's gone on Fox News to openly attacking Joe Biden for not being enough of a Zionist, if any more Dems turn on Israel he'll just become a Republican.

Does Fetterman have some weird bet with Susan Collins?

What is wrong with Sen. Fetterman? Wants the orange marmalade pardoned and now he trusts Kash Patel??

This!

"I am not a member of an organized political party. I'm a Democrat." – Will Rogers

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Fetterman is sounding like Susan Collins and not the Fetterman who fights real fights for the people. Next he’ll clutch his pearls and say how disappointed he was when Patel targets Trumps enemies. What happen to Fetterman that he got scared of Trump

Sadly Fetterman never really recovered.

Did Fetterman get a lobotomy?

Fetterman is POS!!

Susan Collins says what?

Yeah…right…😒

Trump would be appalled if Patel refused to target Trump’s enemies. That’s literally why Patel was chosen. And Fetterman actually believes Patel? I hope not.

Given that Trump has fired the last two FBI directors, any Dem who thought that 'norms' were still a thing is a complete idiot.

Had he been hypnotized by Patel’s googly eyes?

Then there must be no reason for concern, right? 😒

@fetterman.senate.gov is such a fuckin clown. hope his ass gets primaried in 2028, his ass just needs to go. what an embarassment

I had high hopes for you, John Fetterman. What a disappointment you have been lately.

These guys never lie 😬

Susan Collins must have told him that Patel had learned his lesson.

Oh. Cool. I guess it's all fine then. 🙄

WTF happened to this guy? He seemed a great guy when he was mayor, then I lost track when he was Lt Gov, but he still seemed to be progressive when running against Oz. His pro-Israel stance no matter what, that was always crap, but now this? That sure wasn't on my bingo card.

Kash gave him a signed document.

Eh...there's a lot that wouldn't have gotten passed that did because Manchin was the 50th vote. The (only) alternative was worse, as frustrating he was/is.

Fetterman proved his inability to be the voice of anything. He should muster what he's got left and lumber out of there

So like what about the fact he doesn’t know anything about the FBI? Like what the fuck are you even talking about. You’re a senator evaluating someone for a fucking job & you’ve reduced your standards to “not criminally corrupt beyond a reasonable doubt based on bro-ey convo vibes?” Eat shit.

And if Fetterman believes that he’s a damn fool

And yet the judges never believe me!

The words of a Sellout.

This guy believes Israel’s bullshit, so….

Wow I know an ironclad way to keep him from doing that

Like any of them can be believed. They kissed the ring to get the job, and that alone makes them suspect.

And he believed him?

Oh nice. Apparently Senator Fetterman went to the same Senatorial school of naïveté and stupidity that Senator Susan Collins attended. What’s he gonna say to that question? Why yes Senator, I do plan on targeting my enemies. Thanks for asking.

Fuck you fetterman!!!!

And why would you believe anything out of his mouth, Senator?

Fetterman is an idiot.

If he believes that, I’ve got a George Strait song title for him.

I’m sorry…and he believes this? Is that what you’re saying?

John Fetterman has become a Trojan horse for MAGA, pushing their agenda from within. His constituents deserve better!

Never been a fan.

we were wrong. Fetterman's brain is fucked up

WTF!🤬

Oh, well if he ASSURED him...

If Fetterman can’t tell when someone is lying well I just don’t know what to say..

What an idiot

What a total muppet!!

Don’t believe that BS

Fetterman’s either been compromised, always was compromised, or is under duress. This reality is bullshit.

“Peace for our time!” ?

Yes, because cops never lie

If Uncle Fester and Kristen Sinema had a baby...

And Mom and Dad told me Santa was real. Primary Fetterman

Fuck off fetterman!

Fetterman seemed to be a much sharper thinker before his stroke. It’s impossible to understand placing any trust in Patel after so many of his past lies and wild thoughts.

Something happened to Fetterman after his depression. He's not totally there anymore....

yeah it's truly sickening stuff

So he's been Collins'ed or bought. Probably both. 🙄

@fetterman.senate.gov ,you cant be this damn gullible

Kash Patel LITERALLY published a hit list of Dems names that he plans to go after. John Fetterman is kissing the ring. 🤬

What another huge mistake he was.

This means that they will definitely be targeting Trump's enemies. 💡💡💡

And you believe him? Okay, Dilbert Stumpenstein.

Classic rube

How many additional strokes has this dude had that we don't know about that have apparently destroyed his brain??

Fetterman is Susan Collins.

Stroke to the dome, homie.

He’s foolish to believe that get a grip

Sen. John Fetterman said that Kaylee, server at Hooters, is genuinely interested in what he has to say about today's game.

Ohhhh okay phew. It was all just a big misunderstanding then. No biggie. That's a relief!

Charlie Brown turned Klingon turned Susan Collins, Senator Fetterman contains multitudes.

Same, don’t think I’ve regretted my vote for anyone more

And why on Earth would I listen to Fetterman? 😂

This is some wallet inspector shit right here. Nobody is this stupid, right?

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Even Fetterman isn't that stupid, so I conclude that he just doesn't care.