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They shaved his ass and glued his ass hair to his forehead.

"DEAD!" who said anything about it being dead?

Why do they always think no one will notice?

Wow! That's an 8,647% improvement! Bigly Pigly Wigly! If anyone needs me, I'll be heading over to Penn Medicine this morning to have my eyesight restored.

Dude, why you gotta insult the weasels?? They wouldn't be caught dead on that fuckers head - obviously it's a sarcastic peacock in a wig Get it together God

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"I've shit thru prettier hair than that"

Yup, Papa's Got A Brand New Bag, and he's wearing it on his head. I think he might be going for that Redford look ???????

If you think djt looks like Cousin It, tell me Lurch and Cousin It don’t look like Barron and djt.

If #Trump was a decent person. If he was kind. If he did his lever best to help & assist people, if he had a sense of (self-deprecating) humour.. - Trump would be forgiven for his need to look a certain way. But his meaness, petty vindictivenss & lack of any will to be nice, makes him loathsome.🚫

"Fake dos."

What was wrong with his old one?

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That misplaced merkin looks more alive than its owner. So, as it supposedly covers his obvious baldness, I call it a zombover.

How about a capybara? That thing on Trump's head looks more like that esteemed rodent...

Wasn't sure if you were talking about Rand Paul or the president. Took a minute.

Right?! He went from " here's my scalp with a mile long comb over" to "my flowing locks". What an ugly face.

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Oh, did RFK source the wig? I assumed so, nice to have confirmation

that's a Lhasa Apso if i've ever seen one

Pulitzer to the first reporter to say to him "Mr President, what the fuck is that on your head?"

😂 I’ve been seeing some funny memes about it.

Dead weasel plopping on top of a bald weasel - fixed it

Gives weasels a bad name

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It's a fox. They said wear the fox hat.

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I thought it was a squirrel with died hair.

She’s a great follow. She’s on substack

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Wig, you say? What wig?!

Especially a blondish weasel.

Well I can verify... a live weasel wouldn't want to be ontop of something so disgusting. And even weasels blood rage has points and limits... unlike someone elses.

Please, don’t insult weasels!

It gave me squirrel vibes but ill roll with weal too.

Poor weasel, in so many ways!

Oh….🤣🤣🤣🤣

They shaved his ass and glued the ass hair to his head while he was snoozing.

At last, a commandment with an unambiguous hairpiece policy.

weesel

Methinks that the weasel is alive & just sleeping! It keeps his neckgina company!

Lost Guinea Pig. Has anyone seen my boys Guinea pig ? We let him out in our back yard on Sunday and haven’t seen him since . And now the cats gone missing too ! Washington DC area

Gotta hide the 666 somehow.

Here endeth the lesson...

Yep. Also wondering if printer girl got a haircut to provide her diaper wearing master the head weasel?

Are you referring to Trump or Rand Paul?

Unless thou art hopelessly demented, in which case the people surrounding you and perpetuating this farce on the people shall be punished and thou shalt be removed from office and sequestered in a location likely to be destroyed by a hurricane.

Kristi Noem shot the weasel for him, trying to get back in his good graces.

He’s wearing the cats! 🐈

Amen

...but fair!

I can’t stop laughing at this. Lordy😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🐽🐽🐽😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🐽🐽🤣🐽🐽🤣🐽

The hair is trying to escape

I have a feeling that his adoring assistant might have something to do with his new look. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

#FreeTheWeasel

Thou shalt not steal Mama's wigs just because she's dead.

Cat!

God is funny.

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I remember when Lana del Rey said she cast a spell on him during his first term. Lol.

That brought a hardy laugh!

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Or maybe something more sexual

unbelievable, he has followers? To think? People dumber then him?

Not the man who eats roadkill being the one they call about health.

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You sure it’s dead ?!? It’s one of RFK jr’s road kill ?!?!

Was it the motherfucker that ate the radiator hose in my car and cost me a year's savings?

To b fair tho, he thinks he’s had us fooled with his combover for decades

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Oh my gosh!!! LOL. He looks like his mother.

Free gift with purchase at MyWigs by Mike Lindell. “Oops. A little something on my nose.”

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It’s a cunt cover. (sorry, god)

No small animals were harmed in the making of this President's hair.

Stop giving Stephen Miller ideas

...wait.. you FOUND MITCH?!

It’s a hamster and it smells of elderberries

Unless you are the POTUS. Then, thou shalt not speak of it.

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Yeah, was it a weasel though? More of a ferret.

Maybe the weasel is not actually dead but just bored to sleep by Trump's droning.

Grab ‘em by the wig

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Love this! 😂😂😂😂😂

A dead weasel on top of a ped weasel?

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The White House regrets to announce that after a period of poor health, the familiar furry organism residing atop Donald Trump‘s head has finally passed away. The closest thing Trump has ever had to a pet, it will retain its place of honor, preserved by a combination of hairspray and taxidermy.🥲

It's made from real Barbie hair.