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God
@thegodshow.com

Thou shalt arrest Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk. Can I get an amen?

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The Lone Raider
@theloneraider.bsky.social

Zuckerberg was in my nightmares last night. For some reason I was at Meta HQ to interview him. He spun round his chair wearing a spacesuit, played by himself. Then as we talked he became Jesse Eisenberg. After a brief fight he climbed a tall ladder to a rocket as Jeremy Strong, as I shot at him.

vlasvilneous.bsky.social
@vlasvilneous.bsky.social

I understand your proposal, and subsequently relent to your request, as it grants us the joy and elation that we need. So I acquiesce to your request of agreement for the removal of two shitty people from our social experiment that is this Great United States of America. We the people, agree

Doctor Funky Space Lord
@funkyspacelord.bsky.social

Don't buy US weapons. If Musk has a bad day he will switch them off and Trump won't give you the ammunition your US weapons need. Only a fool would keep buying stuff from a supplier who will use your dependency on him to blackmail you. #FuckPutin #FuckTrump

Crud Thumper
@crudthumper.bsky.social

You can get an amen, a bmen; an x-y-zmen. You can have all the men. If Thou shalt also arrest Trump, you can probably have all the women too. You are God, after all. ❌

Jethro Remington
@remingtonwy.bsky.social

All in good time. The more we are compelled to anticipate these arrests, the greater will be our joy when they finally happen. (Brazil might beat us to Zuckerburg, though.)

jakelunsfordmusic.bsky.social
@jakelunsfordmusic.bsky.social

Third eye open people mind control every thought from the rest of us with telepathic magic. Voices in people’s heads? They are other humans on Earth who mind control the rest of us. Look your friends in the eyes. They’re bad at keeping their cover. #endoursuffering