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Oh no! Is that Ashton! @louisvillefb.bsky.social

Burn out my eyes!

i just threw up in my mouth a little bit, The Onion. Please do not do this again.

Jesus christ you guys

Most coaches breastfeed the players before the game. The practice promotes cohesion. 😁

Ashton Gillotte like...

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My grade school gym teacher, let’s call him Mr Handsy, tried to convince of this too

Very sexy, thanks Onion 👍

Before or after the genital inspections?

The writers barely well you know

*puking into a bucket* I am glad a real artist was paid to make this *wretching*

so i’m seeing a lot of people who will not survive the coming winter in the comments. sad

Can’t wait for the State Farm commercial

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow... www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM7H...

What a terrible day to have eyes...

Ay man wtf

Oh come on, I'm eating here!

I can never unsee that, you bastages!

BLOCKED

Coach?

It's a shame we as a society cannot appreciate the bond a coach and player have

Put me in (your arms) Coach!

“His name is Robert Paulson!”

That much I understand. It's easy to say "Hey, creative person, make this fucked up thing I thought of a reality. I'll give you money." It's something entirely different to execute on that.

Typical Chiefs behavior tbh.

🫪🤢🤮

😬

It's pretty ironic that Bluesky flags my version of this meme as adult content.

NAMBLA moment here almost, do they still exist?

Hej, ja vjerujem da djeluje! 😁

I'm not sure HR will approve this team building activity

Gaaaah!!!

👏coach👏bonding👏is👏beautiful

You know what they say: You can't spell skinship without kinship.

Dammit I'm eating

And mouth-to-penis contact between Trump’s Cabinet members and Trump.

How sweet of them

Um, no

Penn State must've read that study

Lmao someone in The Onion follows nanoff.

For the love of god it’s lunchtime

What of Wire Coach?