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Balls out.

Taking his “Big Balls” and going home.

His forwarding address is his Only Fans page.

He will be a pariah in the real world. Great career start not to mention zero chance of getting laid.

And he helped disseminate csam....

If Meglomusk cheated overtly to sway votes towards the felon, he used a hacker of two. These he would send into investigative agencies in DC to erase traces of evidence while the top officials were fired. Big balls would be one of the top hackers likely to have participated-lot's of crypto I'm sure.

Geezus

I’m telling you .. he has to have unredacted Epstein files

Yup. Coristine and Schutt know nothing about cybersecurity or the contributions of the people they fired simply because they were relatively new, including me.

Coristine received full-time employment status at the GSA late last month, as reported by WIRED. Earlier in May, he appeared to be attending regular meetings with departments and agencies, including a May 5 meeting with the Commerce Department to discuss Trump’s golden Visa.

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They work for Russia and stole everything.

I hope he’s hounded until the end of his days for all the death and destruction he has visited on the USA and the world.

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Luigi has more and more work to do

yeah.. but the damage is done. The back door access they have, the data that they have already accessed.. frightning.

Mmm. What info has he taken with him? 🤬🤬🤬

Did Speaker Johnson just hire big balls for an undisclosed position?

😂 No one who works with Musk, has "Big Balls!" *mic drop*

Technologist - wtf does that even mean? That kid isn't even DOTA or CoD ranked...the hell

He's Skimmed enough?

Need forensic security person to find back doors left behind that can exfiltrate our data. And remove them.

Well why not? He's stolen all the Social Security numbers that he needs.

What's the odds he lands at Palantir? Probably sent over a driver on Big Balls last day

Au Revoir, Big Balls! You're leaving us with the "No Balls" Republicans.

He never worked for the government. He was never an official government employee. He worked for Elon Musk.

We need fewer Big Balls and more Deep Throats.

What information on his hard drive will he auction off to the highest bidder? Hmm maybe he knows how Musk manipulated the election?

Great.. 4chan will enjoy all our personal information datasets.

Ok, so investigate? He def has a plethora of felonies under his belt.

Guess he scraped all the data

He has his treasure trove of information anyways.

White House Loses its 'Balls'

I bets he’s popular.

This 19 year-old cyber hacker Big Balls is the heir to Lesser Evil Popcorn whose revenues support his hacking lifestyle. He's also the grandson of a Russian KGB spy who operated in the USA. Help defund the lifestyle of this POS by NEVER buying Lesser Evil products www.lesserevil.com/collections/...

His work is done?

The “Ball’s Out!” headline was right there for the taking. www.wired.com/story/big-ba...

Why?

We’ll find him for the trial😎

So, lots of smaller balls left.

He will still need to be held accountable

What a shame.

Another book for the shelf.

RIP Big Balls

How much of our data is he taking with him?

What a headline

Must have gotten tired of being the mature one in the room. 🙊

I'm guessing his job of stealing people's private info was completed

Big Balls has finally been dropped

Fun fact: his dad, Charles, sold the popcorn company LesserEvil on April 3rd for $750 mill to the Hershey Company and remains its CEO.

Free to sell his services elswhere???? Nothing can go wrong now.

Now prosecute him for espionage.

Big Balls has taken his ball(s) and gone home. It is said he now has all the US Data he can steal and his balls of steel are well oiled and 🔵.

“Technologist”

Now, If we can just get rid of "Stinky, Little Hands".

Big balls is probably be hunted by so many foreign intelligence agencies, possible billionares too, maybe US intelligence agencies as well

Don’t matter! The damage is done. They’ve erased all regulatory investigations of Elon’s companies. They’ve stolen our most private personal informations and intermingled it amongst other agencies that are not supposed to have them. They’ve left a massive back door to govt agencies systems.

Time to hunt him down and dispatch the traitor.

No doubt with all of our personal information, to be sold to the highest bidder.

DOGE bomb

Setting up a podcast, no doubt.

Sadly. It won’t matter: His dad owned/CEO Lesser Evil popcorn that had $83 million in net sales in 2023. Sold the company in April to Hershey for $750 million plus more if Lesser Evil meets some milestones. His dad, Charles Coristine, will remain CEO. (CNBC)

Someday… his balls will be ours

Run back to Peter Thiel et al. with all of our government data…😬

MAGA will be sad to see him go

Tired: "Technologist". Wired: "Testiologist"

He didn't want to miss his first day of summer camp. 🏕️🏊‍♂️

The damage has already been done

Damn, U.S. government has no balls anymore

mashable.com/article/doge....

So, what information is he running off with?

The construction is all off. Some women gets sore backs from their large breasts. Big Balls gets a painful tailbone?

He has his whole ahead of him…pimples…

Good. Now, arrest him.

Little fucker can resign but he can't run. He's done incalculable damage to the USA and "following orders" is no excuse.

I prefer the term 'self-castrated' to 'resigned'.

And no one will hire him. Boo freakin’ hoo.

Is Ethan Shaotran, that guy who hacked the 2024 election still there?

May his future be like an exploding rocket.

Hopefully, someday he'll be a guest of the government

What a tragedy. America is now a lesser country without Big Balls working to save us all. 🙄

May he live forever youtu.be/Ixl74KiQcpY?...

For some reason, I have the feeling Big Balls is inches away from becoming a Sam Bankman-Fried.

Why was the headline not "Big Balls Out"? 🤨🤔😏

Yeah, but did he leave with all Americans' information?

He’s gonna sell millions of American’s personal data on the dark web

It was counterproductive with TACO usual policies

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How is this news? Kid will end up in prison.

he was never working "for" the U.S. Government. he worked "at" the government, and a rational assessment would be that he worked "against" the government.

I'm sure he has completed his decimation that Elon wanted !

My question is why? Why was he asked to resign?

What’s in his pockets, literal, figurative & digital. What’s on his laptop, phone, hard drives etc. If we don’t know (and we don’t) he’s not really gone. He’s bound to have tons of data bases and even backdoor access. Can the government’s digital securty teams follow up? Oh. Wait.

He doesn't need to continue. Big Balls already got all our data, so his job is done

With With daddy Elon not around, these tools are going to abandon ship. Elon got what he wanted. Benefits for his companies and stops to investigations into those companies.

But he left with all our personal and private information! Who do we sue???

He and the rest of “doge” must testify publicly about what they did to our agencies and with our data. Sooner than later.

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Good riddance - you knew he was going to get bored being a fed, plus his coworkers hated his guts. He’ll get what’s coming to him in due time.

How much was the "buy-out"? Trump's minions are running around, stumbling over each other, to plug holes in the earthen dam. Support for Trump has entered a limbo contest, going down. How low can it go? What alternative plans exist to replace him? Republicans know they can blame poor health.

what's he going to do with all of our data?

How many Scaramuccis was his tenure.

The heartbreak of elephantiasis.

Katie Miller snatched him up on the way out.

Call hm before congress. Grill him about his ‘assignments’. Threaten him with a long jail term if he doesn’t cooperate or immunity for full disclosure under oath.

Amazed he actually got a job there in the first place.

His maternal grandfather was a KGB double agent, acc: Wikipedia

Good, So The 11 States Criminally Investigating Him Can Finally Bring Him In For The Suspected Fraud/Scams/Data Theft He Has Been Facing For 5+ Years... Imagine, A Wanted Criminal Working For The FelonTrump Administration...

Well, yeah. He's got all of our information that he can sell to the highest bidder as well as a big salary.

"The White House also tells WIRED that Corsitine is being replaced by another of Musk's acolytes, a 'Deez Nuts'".

Balls Sacked