The price of a barrel of beans will sky rocket! Think of the implications. How will my family survive. Crude bean is already $70 a barrel. Open the Tennessee straight!
At this point, i think the prudent move would be to concede that Mother Nature has won, embrace it, and stock the reflecting pond with some bass, catfish, bluegill and such and turn it into a nature preserve and fishing hole. 🎣 ✌🏻❤️🇺🇸💔
If we soak the beans for 24 hours, then we can fry them up to create a strategic refried bean reserve. Algae only adds some flavor. Peroxide for freshness.
Can you imagine if they woke up one fine morning at the White House and found out that overnight, protesters had actually dumped millions of cans of beans into the reflecting pool?
This would be a horrific waste of food but in my imagination it’s hilarious.
Okay, so I'm probably gonna screw up the math here somewhere.
Reflecting pool holds 6.75 million gallons= 108B cups. One package of Jello makes 4 each 1/2 cups. So 2 cups= 54B packages of pudding.
Now I'm going with butterscotch, but that's... checks math
About 8 trillion worth of pudding
Aw yeah