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New profile pic. Glad they can catch up now.

Aaron Ashby is the first pitcher in postseason history to get at least 5 outs in six consecutive appearances and not allow a run in any of them

A writ of fuck off is prescribed by the constitution www.nytimes.com/2026/10/23/u...

100% this and proud to have @lydiakauppi.bsky.social on our team.

This is from the Madison paper. If you don’t know, there are two Uecker statues, one outside, one in the last row. There is a little charity box in the last row that benefits his favorite causes. I think you can still buy those seats on game day for a dollar.

I'll burn this whole place down right now

Twin Cities! Come on through Saturday to talk about Howard Zinn and his remarkable life!

OH MY GOD THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Add a new wing

Yes! Exactly this. It feels like we all knitted these incredibly strong school-based communities of care to hold various parts of our city together through a terrible time and they want to just tear that deep work up&make the city worse in the interest of balance sheets THAT DON'T EVEN ADD UP.

I got asked to post my speech- so here you are: I am an MPS parent. I spent the winter organizing my neighbors and neighbors across Minneapolis to support our neighbors. Here’s what we learned: public schools are the trusted heart of community.

“Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani… motherfucker.”

“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens

The opposite of the GoGos treatment. Dark and moody. Bananarama. Delicious. youtu.be/QhVhK-VVeXo?...

I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:

Please please will someone ask Trump to comment about the ontological difference between human and machine created images?

they call it free baseball only because the vast cost to your spirit isn't measurable

Always the huckster. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

The compassion of Ken Paxton

I didn't think we'd decarbonize through a very incompetent president making oil the price of diamonds but whatever it takes I guess

If you are in line to get into the American League postseason, STAY IN LINE

Even the crickets were embarrassed.

minnesota people — were you at an anti-ICE organizing meeting, only to later find out an undercover DHS agent was in attendance? know someone who that happened to? if so, i'd love to talk — you can DM me, or reach out on signal, madimcvan.75

Oh my effing God.

@thebombshelter.bsky.social My gratitude for the ska, in all of its forms, is immense. Rock steady... Thank you.

They have homes. Just let them go home.

good move. hitters get to second base against him, but they never actually score.

I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday.

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

Apologies in advance to the Dodger marketing department underling who reads my response to their "LA Dodgers value your feedback" survey. In sum: the team that puts the legacy of 42, 32, & 34 front & center has no business visiting a bigot who hates blacks & Mexicans and plays footsie with Nazis.

Minneapolis, hit me up if you know families in need of car booster seats. We collected a lot of donated boosters for transporting kids to school last winter/spring and would like them to be put to good use. All are used but not expired!

In nomine porterhouse, et filet, et succulent sirloin...

The entire fuckin point of the national mall is loitering

Not hard to understand: James Carville has a lot of money.

Well my guillotine company goes public next week

Restaurants need to stop with the QR code menus. I came here for a meal, not to day trade crypto.

Area man with too many records attempts to cram too many into a 60 minute time slot. Tune in & listen to the result on the Bomb Shelter, 8 - 9 pm tonight on KXLU, 88.9 FM in Los Angeles and kxlu.com.

@thebombshelter.bsky.social Zydeco! Now we're dancing. That's the stuff. Et toi!

Excited about my new Euro-synthpop revival band, Memorandum of Understanding

As ever, my brilliant bad ass of an AG gets it right: Fight Trump, Not the DNC Chair Who’s Beating Him open.substack.com/pub/keithell...

@thebombshelter.bsky.social Gangsters, as close to a perfect song as it gets, oh wow. That's a leadoff smash. Thank you.

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

What's required to get down the skinniest chimneys?

Minnesota, let's feel proud of this. So smart.

minnesota gov. tim walz has signed a bill banning prediction markes (kalshi, polymarket). first state-level ban of its kind. (sports betting via traditional/mobile sports books is still illegal here too)

Gate agent at Midway keeps calling it Minionapolis and I worry that Frey did some corporate tie-in shit while I was gone

Then how do you explain BDSM (Big Dominic Smith Moments) then?