Aaron Larson

Abdul’s video crew dropping the coldest edit of the midterms.

what if the wet bandits were on the nostromo

tilly norwood vs fred flintstone made up: ✅ / ✅ has a job: ❌ / ✅ catchphrase: ❌ / ✅ pet dinosaur: ❌ / ✅ is a virgin: ✅ / ❌

Happy, “Oh I guess Carson Wentz is still in the league.” day to all who celebrate.

PEOPLE WITH LIBERAL ARTS DEGREES: so while i see there is utility to the system, i’m more or less morally opposed to their current constructs and have big concerns over the business structure and environmental impact WEB CODER: so i met God today,

it's wild how republicans will be like "governing is bad, also elect me to govern you" and people do and they put their promise into practice and don't govern, run everything off a cliff, bankrupt everyone, light the world on fire, and after a while people forget about that and let them do it again

God damn it.

Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.

she’s running

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

Until we address the fact most talented soccer players in the US can’t afford to compete because club and travel teams have snuffed rec/school ball out, this is probably going to keep happening.

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USMNT making me very unwell

People are talking about the leak as if they didn’t move the SitRoom to Mar-a-lago and put up curtains lol What pisses me off more is that we once again have reporters hanging onto extremely newsworthy info so they can sell a fucking book

Posting this for a specific audience here.

“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full." Matthew 6:5

holy shit

More songs should start like Monkey Gone to Heaven. "There was a guy." Ok I'm listening, what's this guy up to

this was funnier in my head

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

ITALY?!

Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."

The world is a trying place to live in right now but "Elon dodges the sex offender registry because no one wanted to hang out with him" would be one of the funniest things to ever happen.

DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Sam Darnold gets out of Minnesota and turns into Joe Montana

Mayor Jacob Frey: "They are already trying to spin this as an action of self defense. Having seen the video myself, I want to tell everybody directly that is bullshit."

Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

still my favorite christmas post

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

lol

Ah, off-cycle election night. Time to start obsessively following the returns for a faraway candidate I just learned about an hour ago.

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

At the 12 second mark, that camera operator called an audible and just said "fuck it, the lane is clear, no tripping hazards, I'm winning a Sports Emmy for cinematography right now"

Also, chefs kiss to the Mariners stadium crew to play the Bruins goal song after the grand slam. Top tier trolling Toronto.

the mariners just hit a ball over the fence. i'd imagine they have a backup baseball on hand for such occasions

Jorge Polanco turning into Barry Bonds this postseason

I hope it's clear to everyone now that Trump really is going for it - he's trying to become a dictator. I don't know if he'll succeed, but he's working to install himself as an autocrat unaccountable to voters. And he's weaponizing the military against Americans who oppose him as part of that effort

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

Next time someone on the right claims all the political violence in this country is coming from the left, not the right, do please show them this. You're welcome

What a game