Adam Beaugh

I, for one, am proud that my president is an ass man

Arch Manning is coming... he's fucking coming

Kirk Herbstreit calling 5 inches 2 feet is some real Grindr vibes. #NFL

but when mike vrabel does it all of a sudden it’s hello human resources

Really hate this Dell commercial with the jingle "Anything you can do I can do better" because it completely cuts out the back-and-forth and pushback. "no you can't" changed to "yes you can" and still including "yes I can" Depraved. Derelict. Degenerate.

@jasonkirk.fyi What’s the recipe for most blood weeks in a season?

also you are absolutely right i will be blaming this on Todd Gurley Showing Up With Donald Trump

Had to fix the football display at Costco.

The Florida Gators Random Results Generator next faces #1 Georgia

❗❗❗Mark Zuckerberg's meta just suspended the No Kings Instagram account. I just rushed back from my local No Kings to jump on this. Bottom line, would be helpful for all pro-No Kings folks to elevate the issue and help us get the word out about No Kings today. The Nerd Reich strikes again.

GUY SHOULD MAJOR IN WASTE MANAGEMENT BECAUSE HE IS TRASH MANNING

Getting to play Texas' offense after playing Missouri and uhh South Carolina has got to feel like a mental health day

lol at all the nation's flags except for that big white dot in the middle, gosh in 1939 what was the flag of that big country between france and poland

When I wake up in the morning And the alarm gives out a warning And I don't think I'll ever make it on time By the time I grab my books And I give myself a look I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by It's alright 'coz I'm saved by Coastal They just dropped their 90s jerseys.

watching the winning field goal all night on a loop call that gooner sooner

AS CALLED BY ENRIQUE VASQUEZ Y ALEX PARRA EN RADIO LOS SOONERS

"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"

This is a community note for the ages.

One of the greatest footnotes I've ever read (from @vermontgmg.bsky.social's book "UFO")

Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.

Football is a dumb sport we should stop watching and playing and let’s all read books instead

B1G replay review inception.

Stuck in the Molasses Swamp? We’ll get you out of that sticky situation.

I don’t remember this scene from Gattaca.

What happened to monogamy

"a trio in Rio" damn you Nantz you've done it again

This line of thinking is why there are so many insufferable engineers out here in the world, including all the AI people who are trying to build skynet without thinking about the risks or consequences The humanities are important, goddamnit. We are HUMANS. (Also college isn’t trade school!)

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social After Dark is going to be insane tonight.

Stepping onto the airport's moving walkway so I can score a 70-yard touchdown on Penn State

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

Man it's a good thing Oklahoma gave Brent Venables an extension five minutes before the season when he had absolutely no chance of leaving for another job

I am about to become ungovernable

crazy, i didn’t realize that willie nelson and and jon ossoff even knew each other

I think you resign before being forced to bring fraudulent charges, not after you get caught doing it.

He’s up to monkey business

i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's

The things squeezing Florida families don’t check your party first. Billionaires don’t care if we can afford to get by. I’m running for Senate to fight for a Florida that works for all of us. #Angie4FL

His leg waggling back and forth looked baaaaaaaad. That sucks. I’ve always kinda liked his swagger.

I don’t want to shit on Tom Brady (yeah I do) but he just described Washington’s black coordinator as “articulate.”

My issue with him has always been that he’s so small. Basically my build and I’d get murdered in the NFL.

And Philo standing in there and taking a shot!