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The British are coming!

Marco must’ve traded his oversized Florsheim Oxfords that Trump got him for bigger clown shoes.

hormuzstraitmonitor.com

Minefields are always "open". That's the point, isn't it?

Is it possible Iran reduced their blockade enforcement while at the UN?

Groundhog Day. Again.

It’s infrastructure week!!!

The Strait of Hormuz, five minutes ago, as per Marine Traffic www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/... . Of course it's open. There aren't any ships in it to get in the way.

"If they are open, why haven't you increased shipments in order to bring prices down?"

Strait. singular. this has never been confusing before Dear Leader started pluralizing it and now clown shoes inc. all says it

Is it possible to track ships going through the Strait of Hormuz and compare that with previous years? Also showing if the ships are linked to Iran or the US?

Then why is my gas $4.59/gallon?

Know what isn’t? The reflecting pool and the Epstein files.

Pretty grim forecast on oil supplies globally. This is Putin and his puppet pedophile's fault entirely: Oil Market Report - August 2026 – Analysis - IEA share.google/mV9fw34BgAr7...

Non-stop lies from the whole administration!🍊🤡

That statement is a loose as those oversized shoes Trump makes him wear

Then you should probably get that oil going Lil. Seems like the high prices are even MORE your fault in that situation.

TACO and Lil’ Marco should ask Bezos to to take them for a cruise on his yacht thru the Straits of Hormuz.

Uh 👇🥴

We need a good old fashioned boat parade…you know the ones. Straigh thru The Strait

IRAN CLAIMS U.S. WARSHIPS FORCED BACK FROM ITS COAST - Lt. Col. Anthony Aguilar retired Army Special Forces officer (Green Beret) & combat infantry veteran who became prominent in mid-2025 as a high-profile whistleblower regarding humanitarian & military operations in Gaza September 28, 2026

My gas tank and wallet disagree

The fuck they are

The straits are open…but nobody sailing thru it

And petrol prices are UP, Little Marco.

Can we ask the Iranians .. not sure Rubio is telling the truth.. they lie sooo much ..

“IF” doing a lot of work here. So IF Iran had nuclear weapons and was a great risk.. it would have been an easy sell to NATO allies… yet you didn’t get their buy in

The Straits of Epstein Island

👍Got that right ....

hormuzstatus.com

no they're mostly monogamous

It's now your responsibility to make that

Yeah but they can't move their refrigerators because they're all stuck on shipping containers

A leading member of the American Authoritarian Regime says,… what now?

Standard question following this from every journalist needs to be "So why is the price of gas & diesel still high?"

It's okay Marco, someone out there believes you...

wouldn’t it be nice to just take a heaving shit on that lumpy little face?

Republicans told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command before the midterms. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Just checked marinetraffic.com ... Marco Rubio may say it is "open" but no ships are entering or leaving 🤷‍♀️

Then oil prices should be plummeting ………

Why is oil so expensive you lying fuck

Of course they are. The Strait of Juan de Fuca and the Strait of Malacca are open. So is the San Juanico Strait. The Strait of Hormuz? He must have missed the memo.

Couldn't tell the truth .... Wont tell the truth .... Always lies .... Thats what he does best

Nope

Mmmmmm, internet says "No." straits.live

Up is down.

Fucking liar!

You can float those Florsheims right into Bahrain, then.

Sure man…sure

If they were, gas would be $3 a gallon

So…. They don’t have a nuclear weapon…

Don't think so.

And if a frog had wings, he wouldn’t bump his ass a-hoppin’

no it is NOT OPEN

Just lies… he has NO credibility just part of maga cult

Marco, it may be "open", but that doesn't mean it's being transited. (Below is a snapshot of the strait taken moments ago.)

okay great can you tell the guy at the gas station then because prices keep going up

The Straits of Hormuz are open to any ships that have paid a toll to Iran.

What's with the tangerine makeup, LOL. 🤡

Gotta hand it to the FOX "News" makeup artist.

genuinely what do they get out of lying about this

Narrator: they were not.

Your SHOES are boats, you lying little bitch.

He does realize that the internet exists? Right? I can Google at any moment of the day and see what current traffic is. It's not open. tankermap.com/analytics/st...

Did Donald manage to get multiple straits closed?

Oh shut the fuck up, you little twit

According to Claude, one ship passed yesterday with over 440 still stuck in the area.

Very good. So the price of petrol will be dropping any minute now, right? Right? RIGHT?

And time flies

“Ivana is alive!”

My feed, what a joke all these clowns are, LoL. Mamdani getting it done!

The straits are not okay.

Maybe the *dire* straits...

And my shoes fit.

The straits are open

"ThE sTrAiTs ArE oPeN!"

This gutless little twerp drives a new nail into his 2028 campaign coffin every time he opens his mouth. Reminder: Never interrupt the enemy when he’s in the process of destroying himself.

liar liar

We all know what “defend” means now…

We have always been at war with Eastasia.

In Australia our interest rates just went up again due to this crisis. Higher prices for fuel, groceries and every day items. That’s Aussie Mum’s and Dad’s now finding it harder to live week to week because of Trump, Netanyahu, Rubio, Bessant, etc. Fuck you USA!

The two goals for this administration since the beginning: 1. Money for nothing 2. Chicks for free

Also Marco.

As gas and diesel continue to rise, people are going to be even more pissed off because what they are being told is a lie. No reporting at all is the same as the lie at this point.

Does this square the Straights? x.com/oguzerkan/st...

Then why is gas and oil not coming down. Someone is lying.

Rubio is a truly hollow man.

They just keep changing their messaging and lies. It’s the biggest “throw a ton of shit on the well and see what sticks” ever.

Cool story, Rubi-bro.

Little Marco is speaking to an audience of one. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Liddle Marco lies.

Nukes are literally useless, he's just fearmongering to defend their fascism and distract from their economic failures If they were actually worried about Iran getting weapons they'd be trying to engage in diplomacy, they're doing the opposite, they kicked the ant hill on purpose

Dang selling your soul

Uh.......what?

"IF Iran had a nuclear weapon..." Wait, so they don't?? Then why are we bombing them in the first place?? Can't keep their lies strait.

Holy shit, Marco Rubio is talking about issues of international diplomacy? Was Scott Bessent on a call or something?

it's strait, not straits, jfc these imbeciles

It kills me that they can’t get the name right. It’s A STRAIT!!!

Still holding out to be the Viceroy de Cuba.

Strait of Hormuz IS....It's one Strait, not many you knucklehead.

“They are open.” … in that they are filled with sea water …

straits.live

There's nothing strait about the GOP.