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They replaced the lime in rainbow sherbet with pineapple and I've never felt further from God's light in my life.

HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!! Desert Bus for Hope 2026, the 20th year of Desert Bus! I hope y'all are ready for what promises to be the greatest show on Earth featuring a bus. What mischief, excitement, wonder and hilarity have we cooked up for this most auspicious year? Head to desertbus.org right now!

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

i feel like they've had a guy at disney star wars globocorpo HQ stewing angrily at a desk for like 3 years. just muttering to himself, purple in the face like "you motherfuckers want glup shitto? you want fucking glup shitto??? i'll show you glup shitto." and then he shittoed the ultimate glup

Portland election candidates run literally a single ad that doesn't mention Trump: difficulty level impossible

I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip

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The ! human ! brain ! is ! two ! separate ! organs ! what !!! amazing 🧪🧠 #FundScience www.the-independent.com/news/science...

You know you're Too Online when you see the first panel and don't know if this is going to be about the oppressed working class or the two of them railing some workers.

Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection

tim curry had with miss piggy what the cowardly fraud geoff keighley craves but will never obtain

dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it

Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com

This interview with Melanie Buggey, who just swam across the Georgia Strait besting a 60-year world record, has me in absolute stitches. What an icon lolll www.cbc.ca/radio/asitha...

Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAI is. GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart. But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.

EVERY STORY ABOUT BEAVERS FOR THE LAST DECADE READS LIKE: WE RELEASED A DOZEN PADDLE TAILED LITTLE FREAKS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGAN A TERRAFORMING PROJECT THAT REVERSED A CENTURY OF ECOLOGICAL DAMAGE IN THREE WEEKS.

Ordering vindaloo at the Indian restaurant - the modern tale of Icarus

PARADISE LOST - dashare.zone ADMIN

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

Fuck yea, I love reading the news.

This is Sprout and Granola. They are enjoying a day on the lake. Yes, the propeller hats are necessary. They're helping with acceleration, obviously. 14/10 for both (IG: nolatheiggy)

hey wait why is everyone talking about star fox is it already time to get my hopes ready for crushing once again

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

SpaceShipping - "Toy"

Broooooo Pokémon Legends ZA really has a quest where you're minding your own business and a cop shows up, interrogates you, then attacks you for something you had nothing to do with.

Y’all, the Castlevania: Awakening In The Moonlight musical by Takarazuka Revue is available legally on VOD with subtitles starting today until the end of March, this is a great adaptation and the women in this show are so good, PLUS this is a rare experiment globally Please see it if you’re curious

if the mta sold F/M swap merch they'd be funded for the next decade

elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL elon pauses location feature

she's defrosting