Slamber

Making friends in the parking lot by going up to all the bros and saying “Aw such a cute little guy in your big boy truck!”

That’s where the k-cup goes

What’s so funny to me about the RFK / sauerkraut thing is that it sounds like a shitpost…but it’s real 😅

there's really nothing consistent in the core MAGA platform other than fear of brown people, fear of trans people and fear of young rape victims who report abuse

punkin dunkin

New in PN: In defense of empathy "Being aware of other people’s feelings, sensitive to them, and able to put yourself in another person’s shoes is pretty much essential for humans to function as a community. But the current conservative project has zero room for that sort of thing."

already dead on the inside now we wait for the outside to catch up

Emphasizing again that we cannot treat this as just business as usual. This is the President of the United States openly attacking an entire ethnic group.

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

driving my tesla roadster, i ask grok to schedule a dentist appointment. it generates a gothic anime version of the dentist’s receptionist with huge tits that asks me if i want a cleaning. i get so hard my neuralink activates the tesla’s thrusters and i slam 90 mph into a wall killing me instantly

october weather just says yes to all its options

The fuck is a “dialogue team?” Is that just the ones that can read?

PSA:

Americans, please don’t worry about your child coming home from school a different sex. Worry about your child not coming home from school because they were shot to death.

The interesting thing about Elon‘s rocket car is that he’s a war criminal 

Re: wow cool flying cars!!!, think about how your average driver on America’s roads behaves. Now imagine them piloting a small aircraft.

This is it. From 2016: thecorrespondent.com/5696/were-he...

Holding it all together with stuff from my junk drawer

The Used

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

Why can't I have the kind of mental illness that makes me want to run a lot

This is Nazi rhetoric, full stop. It's not only a call to instigate a race war in the United States, but it's reminiscent of historic European justifications used to incite pogroms against Jews. People who say things like this are incredibly dangerous, as there is nothing they won't eventually do.

Someone walked in on me naked, and I think we should both be legally required to pretend it never happened.

This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead

Them: How do you deal with the Sunday scaries? Me:

This AI stuff always works so well.

You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store

Can I come over and hold your dog’s paw for a bit?

The man who took out full page ads demanding the death penalty for five Black and Latino teenagers falsely accused of rape is out here worried that the seven majority white Cornell frat boys accused of rape "won't get a fair shake".

Never under any circumstances should taxpayers support private schools. Private schools (no matter what kind) hurt public schools. They concentrate disadvantaged, while concentrating privilege and a culture of exclusion.

when people are talking about a pop country song

I hear immigrant children also have heartbeats.

Plus it’s just so pretty 😍

Using AI to find out if something is AI is like asking the cops to investigate themselves

Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all

Who me? Just over here making as many poor life choices as I can so I die young.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you insist on backing into parking spots everywhere you go, please practice first. I don’t need to be trapped in my car while you attempt it eight times.