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start paying artists you fucks!!!! the potential of you reaching nirvana depends on it!

For those asking, it's now up on my inprnt store ✨ www.inprnt.com/gallery/thom...

Have you played Duality? We'd love to have your feedback! Reviews can help other folks find out if the game is for them! www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

Historians say Napoleon didn’t design that coat he’s always portrayed wearing but I bet he had a hand in it.

okay so for ~reasons~ the shop will stay open a little longer. Thanks again for the orders and tips, it helps a lot!

16 hours, over three days (4, 8, 4). First day was just a bunch of typical paperwork. Second day, the guy showing me things went political all day (Capital punishment fixes all problems!) Third day, I told HR that instead of onboarding, we'd be doing offboarding instead.

A reminder for those at the back.

this is my vent art

Amirite tho

It's spooky season which means I can finally bring this piece back 🎃🐈‍⬛

a reminder 🪄 #illustration

It's important that you listen to this.

I apologize for every time I've wished for him to Mackle Less.

I promise that you really don't have to share that ragebait. No one has a gun to your head.

Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.

He’s gone to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism 🫡

The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan

Miniature birds 37 - A Turkey vulture sunning itself

I've got some slots open if you want to decide what bird I'm drawing next ✨ ko-fi.com/c/7e475d7380

Anatomical drawing of a kiwi

If you want to help out by donating (any amount no matter how small makes a difference!) for rescue, recovery and emergency aid after the 7.4 earthquake in Colombia, you can help through the Colombian Red Cross website! It's in Spanish, but the donation section can be switched to other languages 🙏🏼

"You can't put toothpaste back in the tube" might be true, but we also stopped putting radioactive substances in things like toothpaste when it turned out to have really bad effects. AI in all apps is not the toothpaste, it's the radioactive quackery.

raise your commission prices, sweetpeas

People who keep pointing out that golf courses use as much water as data centres as some sort of defence of data centres drastically underestimate the amount we also hate golf.

100% true.

✨Hello #PortfolioDay ✨ I’m Jess Cookston, a stylized 3D character artist in the games industry! ✨💖 I was just laid off last week so I’m looking for my next home! I have experience working with established IP and optimizing for mobile platforms✨ 📷 jesscookston.carrd.co 📷 #3DCharacterArtist #3DArt

Great job 👏

Quick Tip: "Don't speak ill of the dead" means dont demean, or spread lies, or speak malicious untruth about dead people, who cant defend themselves Accurately describing someone's life and legacy is not "speaking ill" It's the truth - which is self justifying in that it is the truth!

"No pun intended," I lie. It was intended. It's always intended.

Spotted in the wild, an example of a mixed-species herd. While sharing many features, it should be noted these two species are not closely related. Rather, this is clearly an example of convergent evolution, in the same way carcinization turns things into crabs. #Dumpsterization #ConvergentEvolution

The Shade of the Woods

‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms. ‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms. But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…

The internet, 2026:

He lives in a pineapple under the sea.

Black kitty

the hungry observatory

The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon. No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn. The parking attendant moved on.

Hoopoe with bow tie

Thanks to Katie Carr on Threads, I just learned: in 1996, the cast of the newly-launched “Star Trek: Voyager” got together to do a feature for Parade magazine about the power of late-’90s technology. Behold its fabulously unhinged glory. 1/