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Every episode of Columbo would end with the murderer getting away with it if the murderer would just refuse to answer questions without a lawyer.

The weed number is now 582 due to inflation

Goddamn Ethan Hawke’s 2015 appearance on Charlie Rose (for Boyhood) is maybe the best 20-something minutes I’ve ever heard about acting, creativity, and humanity.

“For decades, MS-13 thugs have identified themselves by wearing black gowns and carrying around wooden hammers with which they could enact their sick sense of gangland justice,” said FBI director Kash Patel theonion.com/fbi-cla...

It turns out when you’re adopted, “family” doesn’t mean a GODDAMN THING.

Damn, can’t believe Junior Dick Vance had the balls to murder the pope

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

Holy shit I love some bad movies but The Collector is maybe the worst attempt at a movie I’ve ever seen

Dear indie/student filmmakers: Nothing makes your movie look shittier than using blue/red/green gels in every fucking shot. Hire a decent cinematographer.

If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.

30,000 fewer cops are faking fentanyl poisoning every year

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"dei medal" you might as well just put "n*gger medal" because that's what they mean to say

futurism.com/musk-tsa-dogs Dear Dogs, YOU CAN JUST EAT THESE NAZI FUCKS

love when ai prompt jockeys say they're artists because how much adjusting and rephrasing and fine tuning it takes to get the result they want. buddy you are describing a Problem Client

How’s Melania’s #BeBest program doing these days?

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

I don't want to see Gavin Newsom interview Steve Bannon. I do want to see Jiminy Glick interview both of them.

Gavin Newsom is so cool. Pure ambition, no values or even loosely held beliefs, assesses the current situation looking for a lane and instantly settles on People Are Into Evil Guys Now and sticks the pivot. Perfect clarity of purpose. He would be a danger to all those around him in any job he had.

Get in loser, we're tanking the economy

(hillary clinton at the 2032 dnc) now i know all you young voters grew up watching skibidi toilet with your friends. but this november i hope none of you are going toi let those friends skip a d'election

pagliacci: but doctor... i AM pagliacci doctor: then shut the fuck up

Yeah let’s see all the incarcerated firefighters who helped save Los Angeles

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

oh, you like dog night? name three dog night

I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch

“L'état c'est moi” comes at you fast

Watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre yet again. God I love hearing the camera running in old indie films.

Big, strong, STRONGEST GUY YOUVE EVER SEEN. He came up to me and, and you know what he said? Look under the bed, can you believe it? He told me, to look. under. the. bed. I told him we don’t have to worry about our beds anymore when I’m president, and he cried. He did cry

Duff Beer jingle in Reacher: 1,000,000 points

Of all the unbelievable things in tv and film, maybe the most egregious is Jack Reacher hanging from a residential rain gutter.

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

despite all my rage i am still just a guy on a couch