Austin

Vance is in Ohio to support the Ramaswamy campaign, which is in hot water for an ad in which they promote a woman who sided with her husband after he was arrested for raping her 12-year-old daughter. For his intro song, they chose ... Jerry Lee Lewis, who famously married his 13-year-old cousin.

Mr. El-Sayed do you disavow the Hamburglar and his reign of terror on the citizens of McDonaldland

JD - I've got 15 free minutes before my son's hockey practice ends, so let me see how many of Trump's enrichment schemes you didn't see that I can remind you of. 1/ First one is easy: Trump has executed over 30,000 stock trades, many on inside information, netting him millions.

Satan making notes while inspecting each level of Hell:

[burger king commercial] you told us our nuggets weren’t good and we heard you. we’re really depressed now, we worked so hard on those. we don’t even know how to do it a different way

“Oh, shut up” worked when Biden said it to Trump in the first 2020 debate, and it still works now.

This is WILD! GOP Rep. Andy Harris lost it on reporters after debating Democrat Dan Schwartz in Maryland. Harris threatened to involve prosecutors because one journalists in particular was recording him. #BlueWaveIn20Days

“Colonel Mustard in library, wrench”

Baller

Ukraine just did more to clean up American elections than Congress has done in twenty years.

I think a key issue here is that these guys have no idea what 'good' means

The folk protest music scene is back

Amazing mural painting from Quebec. #muralpainting #photography #art

Jesus Christ, famously stingy about giving fish to people

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?

My neighbor asked if I took his trash bin because it’s missing so I reviewed the security video and lol.

[Exit Queen.]

U3

NatalieGate is the way forward

Hi I’m a black widow spider who just bit a curious 2-year-old

Why is toothpaste usually blue?

In 4th grade my class debated Puerto Rican statehood and the pro side was "my cousin is Puerto Rican" and the anti side was "How would you even arrange 51 stars on the flag" and I want to stress that this is the level at which the American public as a whole generally engages with issues.

How close / are you to the equator?

Susan Entwistle

You are my sunshine. Legendary New Orleans clarinetist Doreen Ketchens serenades her grandson with a beautiful jazz tune Original post

Please clap for my first homemade croque-monsieur.

new metaphor just dropped

The stage is falling apart at the rehearsal for Freedom 250's July 4th celebration.

sorry I know I should be more concerned about how the DOJ keeps bringing ginned up charges to protect the president’s ego or whatever but i cant stop laughing at Fox News’ decision to surround the presser with photos of this guy doing some absolutely sick canoeing

Patience and fortitude

Optional title for this era: Stupid and Gross

I’m the lady in the white dress. 📸

Other people enjoying basketball via floor seats: 😃 Me: *what if I get hit by the ball?? Or what if these sweaty 200lb athletes violently slam into me during a skirmish???*

In the 1990s the Tasmanian devil made enough money by spinning to raise a family of four in a three bedroom house. He was spinning pretty fast but still…

I disagree with happy sounding appliances. VIOLENTLY BEEP at me when you’re done.

No, we really don't have to.

How quickly does your induction stove boil water? 🤯

That was not the purpose of this.

Anyone else feel that quake? 〰️

We're really about to get a Joni Mitchell biopic starring Meryl Streep AND a Martha Stewart biopic starring Cate Blanchett; maybe we can have nice things.