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People hate that stupid ballroom. I keep on encouraging Congress to sue as a representative body to tear it down. Sometimes, you take the easy win, Dems.

Now let's apply this lesson to, say, the DSA

"Guys like Obama don't see it. They don't see dirt, they don't see filth. He doesn't see broken ornaments...The White House, President Obama is a symbol of America. It has to be clean." Feels like the focus on hygiene and cleanliness might be standing in for something here!

“And put your garbage in a garbage can, people. I can't stress that enough. Don't just throw it out the window.”

Sherrod Brown greets FIRED UP overflow crowd in Dayton 👏👏

This is just perfection Wow ..

If Lombardo goes down hard that will go a long way to discourage Republicans from sticking their necks out for Trump over the next two years. It's not enough to beat the hardcore Trumpers, we have to make the likable "moderates" pay too

From the outside, a lot of DSA internal politics these days looks like a clash between people who are becoming increasingly successful at democratic politics and people who want to act like authoritarians despite having no actual authority

I still find it amazing that Musk is so bad at posting Elon, what do you mean you’re the dick inspector

I get they're inextricably intertwined but I kind of feel like leaning so much into how he was the longtime best buddy of the world's most notorious sex criminal has given it something of the feel of a political gotcha rather than the important part, which is that the president raped people.

I know there's a lot going on but I feel it should probably be more of an above-the-fold story that members of Congress released a thoroughly documented report directly accusing the president of the United States of being a serial rapist.

I dont know if it's because they love republicans and want them to win but holy crap is this an embarrassment. the equivalent of reckless disregard in terms of journalism fuck ups. Just the simplest damn googling.

I'm sure the problem is his moral fault, not their gas bill

He... he WAS a convicted felon. :-|

Fuuuucckkk you.

This was my closing statement. The GOP have held our general assembly for 15 years. People are pissed.

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This headline structure is literally the joke format we use to make fun of people like this

A large nighttime march is moving through Tbilisi, Georgian flags raised above the crowd. Protesters carry a wide banner in Georgian at the front, with blue-and-yellow flags visible farther back. The protests against Georgia’s Russia-friendly government are growing again.

Jake Tapper was once a semi competent reporter. Who knows why he sold out? His book, however, probably won't.

Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social the President thinks we annexed Greenland. Any concerns here?

no amnesty

Hungarian PM Péter Magyar: "I have just spoken by phone with the leaders of the Students List, who won the elections in Serbia, to congratulate them... I assured them of Hungary’s support. I was delighted to hear how much strength our victory in April had given them during this difficult struggle."

Lord I've seen what you do for others

between serbia, brazil, and hopefully november 3, a good reminder: voting works it’s not the end, there’s always work to be done after the vote, but if you want to beat the motherfuckers and keep them out of power: vote your asses off

Thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone who spared a thought for my country today, who amplified information about the coup d’état attempt, and worried about Brazil’s democratic future—the world’s democratic future. We won! Women won! The Amazon won! Young people won! Democracy won! Hope won!

The people in the frame standing around him look nervous, as they should be. We should aim to make those standing around Trump just as nervous should he try again.

I grew up on these waters. I’m fighting to make sure future generations can too.

intelligence is knowing that if i ever looked up anything about Magyar, Lula, or any of the other election winners i would probably not be great fans of their politics wisdom is knowing it doesn't matter because defeating the global chud coalition is all that matters for the foreseeable future

That’s right

Today was the best day for global democracy in quite a while.

mfw it worked

The BLUE WAVE will only happen if YOU vote. Make your plan to vote on or before November 3 at IWillVote.com.

The affordability crisis in the Bush has become unbearable. Too many Alaskans can no longer afford to live in the villages they call home. I’m fighting to lower costs, and I’m grateful to have rural leaders like former Hooper Bay Mayor Charlene Nukusuk-Long in this with me.

Slow gains in that direction matter because they force Russia to choose between holding Hulyaipole and plugging Oleksandrivka. Every reserve pulled there is one not sent to Pokrovsk. Whether it holds depends on Ukraine keeping drone and artillery pressure on the supply roads behind it.

Another dictator goes down as Vučiċ falls to the student movement in Serbia. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...