Bean Ponderer

I;m never not thinking about thos beans, don't be fooled. I'm on brand even when I talk about other things.

At long last, we have created a way for you to take away Nikki's free will, from the classic horror movie "don't take away Nikki's free will"

Speaker: The DSA is committed to radical democracy in all things. In that spirit all dues paying members are allowed two minutes to address the conference. The floor recognizes*groans* DSA Joker. Audience: *groans* Speaker: Pronouns He/Haw. Audience: *All booing* Me, whispering to self: showtime

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

just made myself cough from laughing

Ohio man jailed for texting Shrek’s penis to a state senator www.fire.org/news/ohio-ma...

illustration, creative computing, magazine (1977) archive.org/details/Crea...

good night

Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

Haha, family guy is so funny. Wish those Island was real

I read the Harry Potter books as they came out as a child, but it was like a book a year, so by the time the last one came out I had lost all interest and had moved on to Stephen King. Which I think is normal. Most readers go through phases. So go read something new, break that hold on you.

Tucked and Cucked

One bean to rule them all One bean to find them One bean to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick

great recs. all the classics

“Hey, remember that idea I had about a big band leader using a tuba as a diving bell to bring jazz to an underwater civilization of mermaids? Well, it’s finally ready!” said a visibly excited George R. R. Martin

Me, finding milk and lemonade on my walk: This whips ass, hell yeah Me, after turning the corner and seeing fudge being made: aww, what the fuck, this sucks

Hoot

Nolan has set up the possibility of a Late Bronze Age Collapse cinematic universe.

I think it's a societal good when people go to movies. People used to go almost every day, because it was better than radio and there was no tv. They had to learn how to be around other people, which is something you learn at school but can soon forget as an adult.

The Jim Haggerty Show is live. There’s nothing better to watch in your crate! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o28FfNKv6w

The Virgin Minoan vs the Chad Mycenaean

Finally it's my moment to shine

💉HEALTH CHECK💉 Can you turn solid gold into liquid piss? One viewer finds out!!

Reviews are in. Everyone LOVES White Phosphorous. theonion.info

This is clearly an AI-generated image

I made a Garfield breeding simulator.

You can't have an entrenched gerontocracy AND slash the budget for infectious disease prevention. YOU WILL REGRET THIS.

today on the streetcar the man sitting across from me ended what seemed like an important business call with “well, as snoopy would say: gawrsh!” then he frowned, looked at me, mouthed “goofy?”, I nodded, then he said “I’m just being goofy!” and hung up, and gave me a thumbs up

USDA Fills Key Advisory Role With Prominent Chewing Skeptic https://theonion.com/usda-fills-key-advisory-role-with-prominent-chewing-skeptic/

youthful scoflaws place banana in policecar tailpipe, only to be shocked when the pipe chews, swallows, says "yummy!" [REAL] [NOT AI]

the steak and shake near me has swapped out their "Beef Tallow Fries" sign with the old "home of the original steak burger" one. I don't know if this is a sign of the vibe shift.

OPINION: I Think I Know How To Solve the Video Game Industry’s Problems ggtribune.com/2026/07/10/o...

we are scarily close to general artificial intelligence

CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo