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For those Elon supporters who invested in SpaceX, you can at least watch the beautiful light shows from failed launch tests while the stock price is ~30% underwater.

Little known facts: It's simple to search the Flock database to find all people with stickers on their cars linked to a specific cause or political ideology. But sure, they're here to solve crime and keep us safe.

On one level, it’s true that wallowing in identity doesn’t win wars. But it’s also true that crafting an identity - who you are, what you care about, what you are willing to kill or die for - is absolutely essential to winning wars.

Trump: I'm going to destroy an entire civilization. We're going to keep killing people in boats. Senator Kelly should be executed. ICE protesters are domestic terrorists. Immigrants are vermin. Raskin: Donald Trump is bad for this country. Bash: Do you regret your heated rhetoric, Rep. Raskin?

You mean I can pay for an AI agent that's been trained on how to run companies into the ground?

Gov. Abigail Spanberger of Virginia has signed into law a bill to end tax exemptions for a slate of Confederacy-related organizations in the state.

Our president is a bond villain.

what do we want? OBJECT PERMANENCE when do we want it? WHEN DO WE WANT WHAT

Well Rick Pitino is clearly drinking again

I feel like "how to turn off the robot" should be universal training for all employees

"I'm the first president to stop the people from shitting on the Fox and Friends couch"

imagine this is how we find out UFOs are real

So we know reddit was used to train these models, but what about 4chan?

look if a Democrat wants me to be really fired up about voting for them, they will promulgate the Crimes Against Humanity Reparations Act which gives US citizenship to everyone targeted by the Trump administration.

read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000

People who may want to have children in the future should bear this in mind: tear gas can have serious consequences for female reproductive health. The data on this isn't great but I would at least recommend ensuring you have a quality respirator or mask on at all times.

Seth Moulton is calling for ICE to be prosecuted in no uncertain terms. This is becoming a foundational political agreement for anyone seeing to oppose the regime. We need the broadest possible coalition all united about the necessity of caging these fucking monsters.

“For starters, the president claimed to have brought peace to the Middle East for the first time in “3,000 years.” It feels bizarre to even try to fact-check that, as it would be akin to fact-checking a president saying that the moon is made of Velveeta.”

@kenwhite.bsky.social is this a rico? bsky.app/profile/mond...

Every time Butker misses a kick, a woman gets a PhD.

Laughs in second life.

The Moral Arc of the Universe is Long, But It Bends Toward Profits

Maybe the government could have a van that goes round the homes of the comfortably off, with a load of mice on tiny sofas in the back, with mini PS5s and tellies, which they say are paid for with a thing called “mouse benefits”. And people could smash the mice with mallets. Get it all out.

"Look, things happen. And what happens at Camp Crystal Lake should stay at Camp Crystal Lake. We can’t hold everyone accountable for every little thing they’ve ever done."

"I speak for all of us in saying that this psychic siege has gone on long enough. It is time to break maggot-infested bread with our frothing sadists across the aisle and come to an old-fashioned, bipartisan agreement. The fires inside Charnal House must be lit once more."

I hope y'all like Barilla...

"In an internal memo from September, CEO Sam Altman said that OpenAI’s “audacious long-term goal is to build 250 gigawatts of capacity by 2033.” If Altman achieves this goal, OpenAI will need almost exactly as much electricity as India’s 1.5 billion people" Great @truthdig.com piece on chips ->

Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.

He's not the sandwich guy we deserve, but the sandwich guy we need...

....with her tentacles?

We are living in the One Third Reich.

Platinum Glove voting is now open! rawlings.com/gold-glove-platinum.html

POV: The new singer of the Reading Rainbow theme song and the new host of Reading Rainbow meet for the first time in Canada 🥹📚🌈 Video Description: Mychal and Bukola meet for the first time! They joyfully dance to the Reading Rainbow theme song, sung by Bukola ✨ youtube.com/@kidzuko?feature=shared

Katie Porter gains backing of powerful Democratic women's group in 2026 governor's race

Hi so this is slavery.

I just tried doing this (with “Yakety Sax”), but can’t figure out how to upload it so the sound works.

What will poor Eric Adams do for work? That’s nbody’s business but the Turks!

we need evidence of two things: first, that trump can distinguish fantasy from reality and second, that trump is actually president

This is a metaphor for every return to office policy in the corporate world...

This is an essential point given the irony poisoned nature of our information ecosystem

This means there is one more chance to ask him about going to highschool with Marilyn Manson at a company town hall

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Political violence disproportionately hurts people with less power, not people with more power. Political violence will disproportionately hurt people of color and women and LGBTQ people. It’s not fair, but that’s the way it works. Celebrating political violence means at best indifference to that.

So not vaccines?