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The 2004 comedy Napoleon Dynamite was an indie sensation. It only cost $400,000 and two of its star's testicles to make. We salute you, actor Jon Heder, on your #BicycleBirthday! Born October 26, 1977

New details about another rape allegation against Trump, this time from a former Miss Switzerland.

Think he might be a cunt.

Most boring bloke of all time here in the pub. Sounds like he’s been at a cult retreat for about a month.

One of the lads just got this shot, no camera jiggery-pokery Nuptse from Lobuche

crazy how high speed rail takes 23 years of reviews and planning to not be built but thousands of data centers can be built on top of people and habitat in less than a month

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

Brazil rejected Bolsonaro. Serbia's students beat Vučić. Machado is home in Venezuela. What a day for democracy.

If you have played for Manchester United since 1994, you either have to be their interim manager or else you have to be on a clipped for X rage bait podcast talking shite about them. It has to be one or the other and all former players must do their turn. Like jury service.

Go fuck yourselves

I think the ref just gave me a yellow card. wanker

Every time I heard the name Tony Harrington

This referee is a testicle

Calafiori casually just in centre forward areas

At work. Looking forward to hearing if Gyokeres is just as bad on the radio.

v13.0 of the @arseblog.com app is live on iOS and now gives you a dedicated Apple CarPlay app on your car dash

It’s come to something when a photographer has to get legal advice, before displaying this photo in an exhibition, due to the risk of being prosecuted as a terrorist, but that’s exactly what I had to do yesterday. What a state this country is in.

If I was a trillionaire I would simply not be a cunt.

Is it racist cunts? I bet it’s racist cunts.

Gonna be awkward when the cops corner her and discover she’s a maenad as she starts literally tearing the lot of them limb from limb

Never forget

WTF is this Arsenal?

That’s not a penalty because I fucking said so.

Cats by Shou Xin

Oh my DAYS

Not surprised Dembele felt his hamstring. He must be knackered, playing 18 straight minutes of football. He'll be a real miss against *checks notes* Lyon, Le Havre, Troyes, Nice and L’Orient in Ligue Un.

First thing I saw when I opened reddit was this and I think you need to see it too.

This thing about Aberfan on BBC2 could have been filmed today. Nothing has changed from then - from Hillsborough through to Grenfell. Protect wealthy interests and the establishment, lie to and shit on the ‘ordinary’ people.

I better repost this so nobody gets the idea that Lime bikes actually would be great for jousting

James "We Should Have Signed Him Instead Of Odegaard" Maddison with his first goal for 18 months there. 🙃

🗣️

What about when the Adidas mob made these

Wankers

Can’t believe we haven’t scored 5 yet

Really enjoy players kicking the ball away and not getting booked for it nowadays

no kings includes billionaires who think they’re kings

‘Hot honey’ 🚮

Don’t want to down play the Reform gotcha journalism because it’s good the media is finally treating them with *some* scrutiny but I really don’t think many who were considering voting for them would be put off by them being secretly racist. Their whole appeal is that they’re openly racist

bUt WHy DiDnT ArsENaL jUST TAke thE gAMe to PsG?

I'm not saying anyone else around has players that can do what PSG players can do, but we can't ever know for sure, because no other top team can rest more than half of their best XI at the weekend and still know they'll win anyway.

Man City played an intense game at the weekend. PSG fielded a B-team. The freshness they have for the Champions League simply makes an enormous difference.

Giroud can fuck off, the Chelsea skank.

Still digging out Saka, are you?