Chris Parks

making a flow chart for my toddlers

ABBOTT: Japanese developers today have unique names, like FromSoftware COSTELLO: From what ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: I thought you said it was from Japan ABBOTT: It is COSTELLO: But what's the name of the developer ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: The Software's From Japan, though ABBOTT: Yes

The invincible airplane

i am sorry i am very tired

reminder that we have flying cars; they're called airplanes, they're quite expensive, and you need special training to drive them

namco should make an ace combat football game where it's the strangereal world cup and they design football teams for all their fake nations

I think about this quote from Dijkstra all the time: > When all is said and told, the "naturalness" with which we use our native tongues boils down to the ease with which we can use them for making statements the nonsense of which is not obvious.

writing an ace combat review that doesn't mention the danger zone challenge (impossible)

jfc i've been playing ace combat games for almost 30 years now

I simply don’t believe it when someone says they haven’t heard of Porter Robinson's Worlds 2019 live remix of ‘Fresh Static Snow’ with the new chord change and ending. They’re just signaling allegiance with their particular political bubble

if Ghost in the Shell is showing, i go see Ghost in the Shell

if you're uncomfortable with the phrase "trans rights or else we all enjoy the camps" i implore you to platform people who are outspoken in providing trans people rights, because our rights are your rights and what happens to us will come to you too

go cats bay bee

start doing computer science <3

matt johnson, scorsese, and 2025 oscar nom catchup

It goes without saying but just in case: You absolutely do not have to hand it to JK Rowling. Even if she DID mean what she says about trans adults (which she doesn't, she is constantly attacking trans adults just trying to live their lives) it doesn't mean anything given the HARM she has caused

plz go see camp miasma in a theater if it's showing near you, it's an original movie that takes big honkin' swings and looks incredible

THE JOKER : wanna know how I got these scars? ZOHRAN MAMDANI, SPEAKING PERFECT MANDARIN: How you got your scars is a personal story, but I want to make sure that every New Yorker who has scars gets to tell their story. That’s why I’m reducing MTA fares on weekends

lotta complaints in here boiling down to “i don’t want to have the flour i sell be labeled as cut with sawdust” instead of “i want to stop cutting my flour with sawdust”

thank GOD this is finally out it's so good

three-year-old seeing "my neighbor totoro" for his first movie theater experience: "you know i prefers subs, dad"

unprecedented icon, powerful gait

Me designing a language: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me implementing that language: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

It would be cool if they applied this same energy to winning elections against Republicans.

me: technically baseball is parryslop my dad: i’m gonna assume grandchildren aren’t in the picture near term then

Lowry told me Area X keeps eating his expeditions so I asked how many expeditions he’s recovered and he said he just goes to the Southern Reach and gets a new expedition afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding expeditions to Area X and then the Southern Reach director started crying.

Gundam pilot name

motorslice rips, feels very speedrunable

this is false. every year has 1 kentucky derby except for leap years which have 2 because there's an extra first saturday in may

real louisvillians know

looks like the nba scheduled another game 7 tonight. i do not know why they ever do this. it doesn't take a math degree to realize that if a series lasts for seven games, one team will end up with fewer wins than the other. it's sloppy, it's asymmetrical, and it's a bad look for the league

can i scream (yeah)

the legislative branch exists to post and do insider trading