Comrade Gloop

the biggest presidential scandal in history but the political media largely acts as if it's not happening. hasan piker has received more mainstream political media coverage over the last 6 months than trump's connections with epstein has

i'll say they do

Years Of Learning To Love Self Undone By Single Glimpse Of Body In Self-Checkout Camera https://theonion.com/years-of-learning-to-love-self-undone-by-single-glimpse-of-body-in-self-checkout-camera/

every unemployed music journalist wearily shouting IT'S CALLED BABA O'RILEY at the same time

hello im the CEO and i can’t do anything without the support of the simpering vizier that lives in the computer. in order to keep collecting an offensively meager paycheck you too must consult the vizier regularly. don’t worry he has lots of uses other than just hopefully putting you out of a job

go fuck yallself

i think about this early pandemic meme at least once a week

🎶 sheetz parking lot i’m gonna keep on dancing at the sheetz parking lot 🎶

look, we could and are doing worse for a President than the Big Woke Giant

its really ramped up in the last week with a lot of influencers parroting the same “she’s growing on me!” language, its been very blatant but probably impacting the election for those less tuned in

A quick update on the Cyclospora outbreak.

Are we shocked that Zuck's universe is full of pervs & pedos? Josh Felker, 44, Meta engineering manager (married w/a small child 😱) admitted grooming & sexting someone he thought was a 13-yo girl during a sting by Predator Poachers Long Island. ⚠️ Not the 1st minor he's groomed! 🧾 t2m.co/4hyycem5

the push for ID checks online is designed to make children easier to target; Meta is one of the companies lobbying for these types of legislation. the whole idea is to continue to target children as a lucrative market by assuring parents that giving children unmanaged tablets is safe.

Every time I see AI all I see is "stealing has been revolutionary. You can just steal, I steal, and I'm excited to steal from you! Wait, you don't? You haven't tried stealing yet? Oh buddy it's revolutionary!! You can just take shit!! I mean it'll collapse the economy but it's quick and cheap"

Enough turning these animated films into live action movies. I want to see live action classics turned into animation. Gordon Gekko’s cigar exploding, turning his face black. Lawrence of Arabia imagining a sand dune as a roasted ham.

nick fuentes talks a pretty big game for a guy i could comfortably bench three of

I need y'all to understand that I teach high school and there are teenagers already planning to leave the U.S. to because they will be studying science or medicine. They are SO serious about it - saving money, learning extra languages, and looking to see if there are familial connections abroad.

really funny for an official TPUSA account making a post to be like “hey remember our boss who was a psychotic bigoted piece of shit who everyone hated”

If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, then you’re not in business. You’re in organized crime.

I assume 80% of National Review's subscribers died years ago and the kids just never closed out their credit cards

keke palmer should be the next james bond

they’re doing this to me at work tomorrow

The Fred Rogers Production has started uploading every episode of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood for free. www.youtube.com/@misterroger...

if you continue to advertise that your product is so dangerous it must be stopped, WHILE CONTINUING TO RESEARCH AND RELEASE NEW VERSIONS of said product you cannot act surprised or angry when people physically attack you / your properties.

Every politician who pushed AI should be forever remembered as a snake oil salesman willing to sell out humanity. Lying to our faces while the writing was on the wall for all to see

Experts say it’s highly unusual for the White House to tell agents to give up custody of potential evidence in an investigation, as it did with the Tates. “I’ve never heard of anything like that in my 30 years working,” an ex-DHS official said. (Published Nov. 2025)

Bari Weiss somehow manages to be one of the most repellent people in an age dense with such filth

New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani said it is time for the Democrats to ignore party leaders, embrace a “new vision,” and call for the abolishment of U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement.

They stopped making ghosts just after the civil war. You’ll never see a ghost with a man bun or hitting a juul

hearing the U.S. and Israel talk about a ceasefire with Iran is weirdly similar to listening to my friend with seven children explain the pull-out method

Ríhanna is a fierce Indigenous & trans activist who's spent countless hours advocating for others, even as bigots have tried driving her out of her home. queer people come from everywhere and deserve to live wherever they fucking want, including Wyoming. please support her. links in the reply.

Links here where you can donate to support a trans woman who is facing felony charges for defending herself against fascists.

Anthropic and OpenAI are dangerous and unsustainable companies that shouldn’t be taken public. The AI bubble is a con and retail investors are the marks. AI doesn’t have ROI, it’s nothing like AWS or Uber, and it’s got no post-bubble recovery story. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbKD...

unfortunately hunter biden is very funny

Again, this is not a transcript of the discussion. Rupar has edited this, for inexplicable reasons. This is not journalism, it's someone who doesn't respect their readers enough to think they'll watch the video he is linking.

Americans Are Starting to Really Hate Data Centers—and It’s Making the Tech Industry Nervous gizmodo.com/americans-ar...

when i read ‘sextortion is affecting military members’ my knee jerk reaction isn’t ’somebody needs to stop this!’ it’s ’damn do i have one last job in me before retirement’

another doja tweet has hit endor

I know we all love Treebeard, and the Ents are great. But does NO ONE find it suspicious that all the Entwives decided to leave, seemingly as a collective? Some dark implications, that's all I'm saying.

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

Well, it happened again. I got put on the jumbotron at the grocery store and everyone booed my groceries

2/ To make matters worse, Scorsese throws every single storyboard artist he’s ever worked with under the bus, as he talks about demolishing their livelihoods with models that are likely trained on those story board artist’s same works. To use his legacy and power for this is just so gross.

Black Forest Labs (like Stability AI) likely took a bunch of work off the internet in order to train their AI. A bill in California would force transparency in their dataset. Want to help it pass? Please sign this petition in support, it'll take you 2 minutes: tinyurl.com/4uxbp963 1/