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Michigander here - thanks to Stevens' attack ads, I know that Abdul wants to defund the police. Thanks Haley

I'm a Mitt Romney democrat

Tim’s the only one I recognize from this list. On its own his endorsement is an immediate 🚩- even more so with their talking points showing like this. I’m all for Tim calling out the regime & peeling folks out of MAGA, but I wouldn’t trust his take on a Democrat any further than I could throw him.

Another one to thank the fucking Podjons for.

He was actually joking fwiw

Well well well, if it isn't exactly who I expected

She's growing on me like fucking mold. Somebody please clean her off me.

Even the astroturf campaign has to concede that she’s off-putting lol

Hmmm…

Aug 4th is the primary I think.

Cancer grows on people to, doesn’t mean it’s good for you…

turning on the unlimited money faucet to lose anyway

Do they still have their Elizabeth Warren tattoos?

I dont have twitter can you post this under their posts lol

This is giving the same energy as when right wing influencers were parroting the Trump's ballroom thing after that staged shooting at the whateverthefuck dinner

70s cock rock revival/satire band The Darkness wrote "Growing On Me" that's easy to hear as a love song half listening to its lyrics, but it's actually about genital warts.

Manchurian Candidate shit

It’s grow time

you can't monetize bluesky

theres a lot of people still on twitter

Because liberals prefer fascists to socialists

Because they're Neoliberals who are fascists.

Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds

Because they're liberals

The Platner trolls/bots have shifted their focus.

Tim Miller definitely got paid more than 1500

@thebulwark.com wanna explain this?

Blue maga being blue maga.

Mail in ballots were sent out 4 weeks ago BTW. Mallory is a superior candidate to represent all of MI. Failed establishment Ds, big money PACs, outstate endorsements, and single issue voters have put the MI Senate seat in play with support for candidates with no significant outstate support.

Wave of unexplainable Haley Steven shaped growths found on people brings serious concern from medical professionals

yeah, went to the doc, he says I've got Haley again, really gotta get some flipflops for the gym shower...

It is funny but it's also probably intended to be more subtle than just having everyone go full tilt shill straight out of the gate. Start from a position of feigned reluctance and then ramp up support over time. They just forgot to tell them to not all use the exact same phrases.

(athlete’s foot)

I fucking hate how politics is all grade school bully shit and worse, how often it works

Because when people think of my name, I want them to think of fungus or parasites or other things that grow on people. Haley Stevens: she’s a growing infection

this feels like a short junji ito story where a bunch of people start saying 'she's growing on me' until they get a brain tumor that grows so big it emergies from their skull and grows into a fully formed haley stevens

Vetting candidates. Nice job guys! May the money being thrown to support this... thing...burn. Has someone tagged her? Does she know we know how grossly sad and patbetic this makes her look? Political prostitution is the only prostitution you should shame. The whore for hate and greed.

How many of those “less tuned in” are still on twitter?

Am I spiteful for being LESS inclined to vote for her if she wins the primary? Politics is always dirty but I absolutely DESPISE this brand of insincere “marketing.”

You know I would love to hear her answer to that question of how she plans to get Abdul's supporters because this dirty ass campaign she's running is doing the opposite for me.

I'm glad someone else remembers that

Bro, have these people SEEN her speak?

Have people like Rep. Stevens just considered being charismatic, likable, and promising to do things people want like @abdulelsayed.bsky.social has?

Glory be to

Haley Stevens is starting to grow on me. Literally. I’m getting absorbed for nutrients… help…

oh, it's that psycho candidate who said "ISRAEL COMES TO ME IN MY DREEEEAMS" I always forget about her

My sources on the ground say it is not enough to save her from putting her foot in her mouth every time she opens it, but hard to know for sure

This country can’t be this dumb, can it? (Of course it can.)

That stuff was so much fun imo.

There is No Way that is not violating campaign finance law

Yep. All kinds of help rolling in. bsky.app/profile/prem...

Dang this is going to turn a lot of voters on The Hitler App away from the good candidates

Wow, Steven’s really thought she ate with that “she’s growing on me” bullshit

@timmiller.bsky.social care to explain?

well, its twitter. what do you expect? the only people still using twitter for any reason are nazis or grifters. or both

donut twitter gettin' a little walking around money

I feel like bots are a massive problem and nobody in a position of power ever really mentions it when they have way more influence than many might give them credit for

I saw on post on here alluding to his "misogyny" and I thought it was odd.....now this article is ouu

Any block list out there with all these accounts?

me talking about my she/her tumor

Like cyclospora on shredded lettuce.

God that's bleak

Yes, in a voice not far off as tortuous as nails on a chalkboard....

ICE reform is like giving lunch money to bullies who were stealing kids’ lunches despite having plenty of money.

Never trust someone with a blue check on the nazi elon site

Are they just paying anyone because Im open for business to post this on everything

At this point it's less of a matter of if Abdul wins, but by how much. This doofus has no ground game, and the handful of supporters she does manage to scrounge up are racist morons. Andrew Cuomo would be laughing at how terrible a campaign this is.

“Haley Stevens is growing my bank account and I gotta be honest, that feels pretty good y’all!”

They should get that growth looked at.

like… a skin disease? who comes up with these rancid little catchphrases?

They really could quite tweet themselves with "growly like black mould"!! They're not going to, but it's right there

"If I were a Michigander..." Well, I actually am, and I want her nowhere near power in my state. And they didn't even pay me to say that, I just did it for free.

She's growing on me like a tumor or a goiter

She's growing on me. You know, like a tumour

And they have the nerve to get mad when people criticize superPACs.

It really sucks she’s neck and neck with Abdul. Even with the most cynical obvious astroturfed campaign. I would say these dark money donors are idiots in that they don’t even tell the people they’re paying to diversify their talking points but it ends up not mattering sometimes.

Tim Miller was/is a Republican. He jumped on the band wagon of Republicans against Trump. Same with George Conway. I'm not saying they've have or haven't seen the light. I'm just stating a fact .

*Fundie

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Got to admit it, she grows on me like a rash. Like a really really bad scratchy rash

I like how they don't even change up the script, it's just blatant

Did she sing her 'Space Pants' song?

it’ssss aipac!

Like a fungus

Oh dang, I could use $1500 right now, I'd half consider selling out my principles. 😂

I don't even know if there is a supporter of hers outside of her Metro Detroit district.

If I were running a dark money influencer based political campaign I would simply tell them to all say different things.

List if people to literally never trust the opinions of ever

It's the usual Twitter Neoliberal wonks I'd expect to be pushing for Haley Stevens. The oddity is they're all saying the same damn thing like they're being funded by some PAC.

‘If I was a Michigander, I’d cast my vote for Congresswoman Stevens in the Dem primary.’ Ok. Sure. Sounds real.

Would it kill them to make up a second catchphrase? (Yes)

I'm so glad my parents in Michigan voted for El-Sayed a few days ago.

Fish when they got a lamprey attached to them: