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ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...

He takes it with composure

they turned the entire economy into Saltybets. AIs trying to get one over on each other. the rest of us can go fuck off, we have no place here. the economy is not about us anymore

Secret Tape

“You’re still going to be monitored 24/7. We’re just not going to use the one people are mad about.”

look, the fact is, a lot of swing voters looooove torturing the omelas kid. they want to put more kids in the hole, actually, yeah. but not YOUR kid--oh, okay. well. still, big picture, thinking about the electoral map--

Hear the new song "WE ARE ALL JIM HAGGERTY" right now. https://bit.ly/4dbAao5

Toby Fox stole everything from The Beatles

🩸 BLOOD FOR THE BLOODMOON 🩸 the Bloodmoon demands a sacrifice & we want to reward you 🫵 📅 show up to give blood between Sept 2nd - Sept 30th ✅ submit proof 🎁 get a key for Vampire Survivors + Legacy of the Bloodmoon, while supplies last #BloodForTheBloodmoon

What did they do that was heroic?

Damn. Is this something where Adult Swim owns Venture Bros. so that's the only place they can pitch it?

I write you in spite of years of silence / you've cleaned up, found Goku

Callsign "Apolitical 1"

just one more bomb bro, please bro, just one more bomb dropped on some schoolkids and theyll totally rise up to overthrow their government, bro please

Can’t wait to die horrifically in an industrial accident only for my employer to hire an expert witness whose report can be summarized as “gronk is this true”

Blaming the woke Bluesky Dogpilers when my new video “A New Nintendo 64 Made From DEAD CHILDREN??? 👀👀 LIVING THE DREAM IN 2026” gets a slightly different reaction than I anticipated.

We have signed you up for free to use the Dick-Ripping-Off Machine. This is standard practice for new features. Nobody would use the Dick-Ripping-Off Machine if they had to sign up manually, but we believe the Dick-Ripping-Off Machine will create new value

KFC announces their frontier-class model briefly escaped its sandbox and attempted to exfiltrate the 27 herbs and spices

Watching the news from my crumbling house. After threatening my neighbors, one of my sons and his friends are shooting up a school on the poor side of town, using the trillions of dollars of guns I left loaded and unsecured. This is the second time he's done this. "Fuck, I gotta buy more guns."

Everyone hates it when their opponent just leaves the game before it's over, so I've been trying to find ways to soften the blow a little bit. #fightinggame #gamemaker #indiedev

AIPAC can't spend $60M on a race then say you can't criticize them. That's a guy putting on glasses and saying "you wouldn't hit a man wearing glasses."

Guy who was a Republican until 20 seconds ago smug posting: you gotta be nice to Republicans or it’ll turn off all six decorum Republicans who went Democrat

Every dollar spent on social services is, in some sense, a theft from the weapons industry

At last we have an answer to the seminal question of our time, and it is: R:162, G:201, B:201

there are probably 1000 people in the world that care deeply about the Official DSA Platform. 800 of them are in DSA, 150 of them are anti-DSA liberals on social media, and 50 of them are former Nixon staffers paid $300k a year by a think tank no longer officially part of a White Citizens Council

Atmospheric hazards shrink the globe, demanding transnational solutions from a global community. The interconnectedness of the air we breathe is easy to miss in the US, which is itself so vast that federal action can cover things often, but the crisis is super clear when the sky's opaque.

had a chat with my friend that i fully believe UE6 is made specifically for these scenarios (firing coders and replacing them with vibe coders) and i hate that im probably correct

look guys there are a lot of rumors swirling about mitch mcconnell right now so just a reminder about how important it is to make sure you're only sharing information that is properly sourced verified and credible or at least really fucking funny

I don't think I've ever seen a skeet hit 1,000 quotes before (I'm doing my part)

Let’s fucking gooooooooo

I have sat face to face with detainees inside Delaney—high schoolers, elderly folks, a pregnant woman, people detained while waiting for court hearings. They told us the horrible conditions they face: lack of medical care, moldy food. Delaney Hall needs to be shut down.

Ripped the subtitles to check. Surprisingly, only two. One 'woke,' one 'wokeness'

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

10 years after the collapse of the american economy around 2050. Raid various disneyland locations to find memorabilia to sell to rich collectors. build up your van life commune. upgrade your gear to defeat other raiders and powerful npc factions like duty and freedom. find the truth at the castle!

The new Amtrak Acela trains are comfortable, but is there a design issue with the bathrooms or am I just unlucky? Toilets were clogged or inoperable in 3 out of 4 cars I checked. The one with a working toilet had a broken soap dispenser.