Coleman Ranahan

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Today I'm officially a #YouTube partner! This was a LOT of work and a lot of time spent making this happen but it wouldn't have been possible at all without people watching and helping me out.

"You know this global crisis that has made gas so expensive? I could end it tonight! Yeah. But I won't. Fuck you."

The US government poured all its resources into fabricating evidence that day laborer Kilmar Abrego Garcia was a criminal (all because he embarrassed the despot) even as it now rolls out the red carpet for an actual criminal who happens to be an ally of Trump

We are through the looking glsss here, people.

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This took three people? Truly embarrassing shit.

Who cares?

There comes a time in every reactionary politician's life when he must steel himself, insert a nasogastric tube for unclear reasons, put on his bravest grimace, and give the weirdest thumbs-up anyone has ever seen.

shut the fuck up meatball man

Today's announcement from stream for anyone who missed it! Very excited to be a costreamer of the Las Vegas LAN.

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Jesus Christ, these people fucking suck. What is even the point of not responding with a simple, "Yes, of course"? Even for people who don't like El-Sayed, you sound like a fucking mutant who was raised in a lab with this answer.

Digimon Survive is absolutely dark as hell. Wasn't prepared for the crazy depths that it would go to.

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“People are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. Were making a frickin’ fortune.”

Anyway damn everyone who over the last 10 years tried to gaslight us into believing that we were not seeing what we were obviously seeing.

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This is unfortunate. Not only because Asia Kate Dillon is a terrific actor but how this is an ongoing trend with trans/non-binary actors. I mean, despite being an Oscar nominee with a scene-stealing role in a billion-dollar hit/BP frontrunner, Elliot Page said he's not getting flooded with offers.

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“We know the center of all this is the Trump crime family — it starts there." Read: bit.ly/4skxXxd

Welp, no more critically acclaimed Mass Effect games, but at least we can all still look forward to a spate of $70 Barely Reskinned Sports Title 2027 Editions.

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Snitch nation

Just got one of the coolest emails ever in the 7+ years I've been a streamer/content creator. Can't wait to talk about it. 👀

Watched the first ep of the new season of Apothecary Diaries last night and it was like an absolutely comfy blanket being draped around me. Best show.

Gotta say, claiming that "there was no way" for you to anticipate the thing that literally everyone else absolutely knew was going to happen is not exactly a compelling argument. It seems like an argument that you shouldn't be a Senator.

The increase in frequency of editorials like this and the "Liberal women need to settle for dating Conservative men or face a life of loneliness" is entirely because the tactics are working. Social pressure coming from the enforced loneliness is breaking MAGA and they are desperate to stop the loss.

Hope State Judicial Section for this gets updated for this soon but will do my own research in mean time. The big takeaway from this is the State Measures State Measure 40: YES (billionaire tax) State Measures 41-45: NO Other state measures are designed to nullify Measure 40, the billionaire tax

I briefly got to work with Richard on a tiny movie called Dementia where I was a set photographer and spoke to him briefly. Guy was super nice and showed up to work. RIP.

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They should come up with a cool name for their team, something that implies the world revolves around their power

Yeah, the problem with the tweet *wasn’t* that it violated “CBS News standards.”

Seems my right ear in my IEMs bit the dust tonight in the middle of stream. That's unfortunate. Those things lasted me 5 years. Those things were solid.

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How did they let me get this far?? #ApexLegends

never seen someone adhering to our Enemies more closely, or giving them more lavish Aid and Comfort www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/7a210b0...

In LA, police and federal agents are shooting out the eyes of people protesting ICE. I detailed the accounts of 5 young men who lost their eyes after protesting for @capitalandmain.bsky.social capitalandmain.com/he-went-to-d...

Lol. This is a new one.

We need a “mass consensus that the unfolding corruption crisis is a GOP brainchild. Trump’s vision, which loyalists in his party abetted and allowed to thrive. “The system” may be corrupt, or corruptible, but today’s corruption … is partisan. It is Republican.”” @brianbeutler.bsky.social

So insanely racist, Jesus Christ.

I think even the duller swing voters have a bleary sense that Trump and his goons are fuckin robbing us all blind

Important to note that a case as prominent as this would take years to wend its way through the courts, meaning any final decision (or possibly even any initial merits decision) wouldn’t occur until years after Trump left office. So in the interim it’s primarily a harassment/intimidation tactic.

read that sentence. it is a description of political persecution. anyone giving this the time of day as a serious legal case is a fool.

Uh hello?

“Look what you made me do” but for lunatic conspiracy bullahit

There is absolutely no viable path forward for this country that doesn’t hinge on extreme accountability for everyone involved in this administration. They’re going to whine about politicization and credulous media types will echo them, but the thing is, they’ve committed tons of obvious crimes!