DBCII

Reskeet with a tweet (or a few) that you still think about

Whether it's Elon Musk cutting off the Starlink access that protects Ukrainians from Russian missiles or Ukraine cutting off Russian bot servers that give Elon his X likes and retweets, both sides have escalated a deadly feud.

Feels like a metaphor for Elon Musk

This headline structure is literally the joke format we use to make fun of people like this

Grok fact-checks its master 👇🏽 👀

next time you have impostor syndrome just remember someone pays this guy to make words fall outta his mouth hole

Technically, a dictionary is a book of spells.

AOC: "As AI begins to encroach in our society, their goal is to take your cognition away from you. AI's goal is to take your thoughts away from you, your ability to think away from you, so that you become dependent on a machine ... reading books is active resistance"

The midterm elections are going so poorly for the president that some conservative commentators have said they may become Never Trump again.

I have had a lot of fun in Bioware games over the years and rank a couple of them in my "All Timers". I love the worlds they built and It's incredibly sad to see this happen to the team.

My profession, the fields I cover, the studios that create the games and films I love, the environment, public services, free press, democracy—the ultra-rich are destroying everything I love, in one way or another.

I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then Donald Trump reminded me that he correctly identified a giraffe on an emergency cognitive exam.

See.. all these are absolutely legitimate reasons for a Congressional investigation.

Will a defeat in the midterm elections unduly affect Trump’s ability to help Putin carry out daily war crimes?

Alright all of this is wild but “aptitude test or whatever the hell they call it” is just so funny to me, like step one of aptitude might be knowing what the test is called and what it’s for?

The owner of X is a Russian asset who regularly amplifies Kremlin propaganda. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem.

Former “free speech” crusaders have ushered in an unprecedented campaign of censorship in Texas universities, resulting in pulitzer winning books being banned, medical and scientific facts being suppressed, and entire fields of study deemed “woke” being eliminated www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/1...

The real treasure was the Russian misinformation bots we met along the way

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

Productivity as an adult is just an endless process of applying new psychological tricks and operant conditioning to yourself until an acceptable number of tasks are completed.

the year is 2030 and i no longer consume anything that isn't personalized to me. every game, every book, every movie extends to the limits of my own imagination and no further. i haven't been surprised in five years. i cry softly, in bewilderment, if i see a word i don't know

hello 911, yes, I'd like to report a murder

If only there was a subscription service where, for $6000, I could save a million American lives. I would renew every year.

“Then I found out that they impeached me twice” is a really weird phrasing in this really weird statement from our apparent god king.

How I arrived on Bluesky

the tech industry is about to invent books

So like when the new Skydance fully ignores the state settlement like they are 100% going to, what exactly is California going to do about it

This is a classic Voughtism: we have not eliminated the program - it still exists. It is just not distributing any resources.

I have been thinking about this graph all day. It definitively proves that the Atari 2600 is better than a TI-85 calculator, which is better than the Nintendo 64, which is better than the Magic 8 Ball, which is better than all LLMs. My new graph will have to be logarithmic scale.

i have checked the rules book and there is no rule that says u can not have two potato dishes at one meal

Hegseth is attacking our country more effectively than he is attacking Iran.

[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you've never played World of Warcraft? [JACK SMITH]: Correct [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you farming gold in Eversong Woods! [SMITH]: That is Elden Ring, sir.

I wonder how many of the dum things Trump says where everyone reacts, “There’s a Democratic ad” ever actually ends up in one.

Tangentially, this is another example of how misogyny (like all bigotry) makes people's brains smooth. Calling this a "false binary" gives it too much credence, there's no substance here beyond the misogyny. If you think the AI pessimists are right, there are many other paths available, such as:

Just went to Forgotten Island, and you should too. Incredible.

The defense contractor who bribed Susan Collins has learned his lesson. by Susan Collins

Complain about this all you want, but Disney+ has run on diesel for years now.

Source: Trump’s revised plans for triumphal arch include a moat filled with sharks with laser beams attached to their foreheads.

Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/

In this Ohio diner, diesel still means Vin. But they do know this: the fast furious rise in gas prices could spell the end of the Trump chronicles.