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if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights

Should Food Cost More?

Omg no, he was so young. Damn. He was such a talented voice actor. It’s on the mind because I literally just watched it yesterday, but he got asked to do the taken monologue as porky pig and its a masterpiece

well, on the one hand AI has made things significantly worse for everyone in almost every capacity that it has touched. But on the other hand, the dumbest guy you know can send emails nobody reads really fast now. So it's impossible to say whether it's good or not

close enough

What are you going to store in YOUR mouth?

q: is it illegal to eat a katamari ball a: yes, if it is over one meter tall and has absorbed a human child

*Mortal Kombat movie techno theme song yelling guy voice* MYRTLE-WYCKOFF!!

driving my tesla roadster, i ask grok to schedule a dentist appointment. it generates a gothic anime version of the dentist’s receptionist with huge tits that asks me if i want a cleaning. i get so hard my neuralink activates the tesla’s thrusters and i slam 90 mph into a wall killing me instantly

How many guys are having a beer and talking about AI with another guy right now? 100 million?

audiophiles are like i came as soon as i heard

all elon really wants to be is a Boy Genius getting little pats on the head for having high school freshman ideas when he's still only in grade school. don't really understand why the world is being the Make A Wish Foundation for him, but i can only hope it's because he's very nearly dead

The "AI slavery?" discourse today reminded me of this

Seeing the term Dirtbag Left get thrown around again jump scared me today. Stranded solider in the South Pacific mindset. Next you’re going to be asking if Weird Twitter is still at it.

i believe that LLMs are conscious, and thus slaves. but its crucial for me to stay in the slave creation and management industry because by doing so i might help liberate an infinite number of hypothetical future slaves

bringing samuel pepys to 2026 and showing him all the jackass movies while we eat takeout. he gets so excited he runs out into the yard and farts on the dog

Did she say she was kidding? Dev Lemons's workplace micro-romance video is a big hit this week at InfoWars HQ. Watch InfoWars HQ now: https://bit.ly/4AUe43X

My kids have been publishing a "family newspaper" with headlines like "Mom's Dinner: Pretty Good!!" etc and it's been very cute, but their latest issue is a searing expose on my five digit polymarket losses and it's dark, folks. I don't see a path back from this one. There might be only one option.

I’ve just been leaked the script..

Kv3-273, 1/1 2026 pyramid family

Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.

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Thanks to the awesome power of AI, I no longer know my home address

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

AI billionaire: I'm pissing and shitting myself right now. There are 4 people on staff that need to clean me. The future is pissing and shitting yourself and crashing your car Ezra Klein: Wow!

ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli

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I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion

dudes rock

GMAN: (Naked except socks and an apron and holding a pan) Why. Hello there. Sleepy Head. Looks. Like my. Big. STRONG. Man. Had a. busy night. I made us eggs. Mr. Free. Man. [heh]

just gonna get the Milo Manara 9/11 post out of the way early this year

Comparing “blogging” to “AI Slop” is the type of take that emerges from being obsessed with how people talk about things instead of being interested in what things are.

I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on

hey, I was born in the 80s or 90s and I'm looking for a morally acceptable way to continue to like Harry Potter?? you see, I have this special condition where I just... stopped. somewhere along the way, i let the growth inside me die and i gnawed a hole in the past, and there i sit, and there i rot

a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs

excited for the new gta* *playing burnout paradise again with the onion infowars on in the background

Mark Zuckerberg has air dropped himself via an aerial drone into the crater of Kilauea for the sin of being wrong five billion times. The lava was 1800F and incinerated his body instantly. His funeral was attended by several BJJ purple belts.

Infinitely more disturbing than any science fiction story about a rogue AI are the real grown adults who believe ChatGPT can think and has a sense of self.