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I am so sorry to T*reads post but this made me laugh so loudly that my wife told her Fortnite chat “a witch is cackling”

Particularly fond of the ol’ Tiger Prawns…

Twin Cities airport MSP a top-five American airport. Great vibes.

New Yorkers have waited their entire lives for tonight: when the Knicks championship banner will be raised into the rafters of Madison Square Garden. What a testament to the incredible 2025-26 Knicks and the city that stood alongside them every step of the way. LGK.

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

Finally! The strongly worded letter that will solve everything!

What fucking war?

How fucking gullible do you have to be to write this?

tired: bluesky is dying wired: bluesky is slowly turning into a minnesota-only social media network. Soon it will become another local curiosity like saying "parking ramp" instead of "parking garage" and playing duck duck gray duck

Sure, Katie Zacharia never passed the bar. But Pete Hegseth has never passed one either.

Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice

I already have to spend time with these people on holidays. That is plenty of time to understand their wretched beliefs.

lmfao

"When I ran that red light, I nearly missed that pedestrian"

@maxcannon.bsky.social

To the moon!

White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem theonion.com/white-sox-fa...

Why the fuck would someone build a steelmill in Iowa?

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed

Even if we concede that it could do these things well, how much is one really willing to pay for this? Can they sell enough ads to make it free? What percentage of that meal plan ends up as sponsored recommendations?

The oldest millennial is 45. There must be at least one millennial grandparent writing "Lmaoooo" in the family groupchat

Art. Hang it in the Louvre

Each of these stories brings me a little joy

Without context this must read like insanity

Running on a platform that consists solely of “put Gavin Newsom in the Wicker Man”

Guess they didn't gargle his balls enough. Will they learn anything?

THE GIANTS ARE WINNING THE GOD DAMN *****SUPER BOOOOOOOOWL*****

In retrospect, it wouldn't have been their most regrettable PR choice.

9/11 has got to be the number 1 single most successful attack in all of human history. totally destroyed the psyche of the worlds most powerful empire and 2 decades later it throws away its own hegemony desperately clawing to regain the confidence it lost

I am sympathetic to Silicon Valley guys ascribing human-level consciousness to AI because if I had to talk to people from Silicon Valley all day I’d probably have a real low bar for sentience too

it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented

It was an honor to work with him/ her

this shit isnt sustainable

Broken swing sets? Missing basketball nets? Have no fear, Renew Crew is here. Neighborhood parks are meant for recreation — not frustration. If it’s broken, this crew will fix it. If it’s run-down, they’ll renew it. Renew Crew: Coming soon to a park near you.

A word had a meaning for nearly a hundred years until bad faith actors tried to obfuscate it, and its important that we: 1. Let them 2. Do not ever question their motives

god i'd give anything to be at the minnesota state fair right now. a hmong corndog, a bucket of chinese sausage and cheese curd dumplings, an order of ube cheesecake wontons, and unlimited glasses of ice cold milk would cure me

Testing the limits to see what it takes to get a modern naval crew to mutiny seems like an odd choice