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Does Trump read James? @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social othermeans.substack.com/p/war-is-a-h...

Bk or someone should make a scummy non-infringing BK-opoly where they have the rares as commons (e.g. you can get boardwalk) and honor McDonalds pieces to make a set. Advertise no app just come to the store. Kids can finally turn in a complete set for a lesser prize of ten whoppers or something.

cool, no rush

The fundraising texts you delete are working on someone. It’s infuriating and heartbreaking. An 85yo in Ohio gave more than double the value of his home. A 91yo in an Indianapolis senior facility gave 25K times. The DCCC/DSCC don’t just tolerate the spammers who exploit seniors. They take part.

this owns www.inverse.com/input/cultur...

Thank you to whoever owns barstool.com for redirecting it to something very good and important.

The essence of living life to its fullest is to lay down the boogie and play that funky music ‘til you die.

We go to the temple built by ancestors that had the power of the gods

When I make a charcuterie for my kids I call it a "Dad Lunchable" When I'm feeling lazy I offer them "charcuterie" which is literally a lunchable.

Need to wear this with a friend

Calling the front desk lady at my dentist to say I have to reschedule because a cat is on my leg rn. It's okay

Huge story

Interesting piece, but I resent how Peter Thiel is represented in the Gawker saga. Thiel didn't "emerge from the shadows" to magnanimously tell the NYT he funded Hogan's lawsuit against Gawker. He did it because my colleague and I exposed his involvement. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

If people make a calendar event for their vacation and forget to remove the automatic Microsoft teams meeting information, I always join that call at the start time so everyone gets a teams meeting started notification.

'Beltsville Agricultural Research Centre', Maryland - I was privately commissioned to memorialise the BARC by a past employee after learning it will be shut down by the USDA after over 100 years of research. They wanted to focus of this aerial embroidery to be the field plots... 1/3 (see thread)

In totally unsurprising news, Richard Dawkins is developing AI psychosis. Paywall bypass: archive.is/6RdK9

the Knicks are leading 60-19, which is actually higher than the scoring margin on the scoreboard in this Space Jam gag before it says "kinda one sided isn't it"

glad the press corps isn't alive to see this

i didn't realize how literally she was pulling wires without understanding them. manually typing shit into the prompter lmao

it's worth noting that the quote they went out of their way to make look stupid was expressing a reasonable point — a restatement of the long-standing official US policy in fact! — and the quote they clean up and sanitize is expressing a deranged threat of war crimes in an illegal conflict

Oh dear. Oh my.

FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife

After Claudia Goldin became the first woman to win a solo Nobel in economics, she got hundreds of invitations. She accepted three. One was advising WNBA players on a labor deal. She helped players land the biggest % raise in US sports history. www.wsj.com/economy/wnba...

Ryan gosling: and then you put ice in the warm water and pour it through a coffee filter and all the acetaminophen should get separated out Rock alien: amaze amaze amaze

Thinking about it, because it rules

It's called the PERSIAN GULF folks they're saying Iran has the persians so they get to decide who goes in and outta there. It's a business now, I'm very good at business with Persians, I got a great deal to go in and outta there. Some people, running the countries that didn't help us,not so much

$UAL *would* drop this on a Friday night wouldn’t they.

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

*ARIZONA CHARGES KALSHI WITH OPERATING ILLEGAL GAMBLING BUSINESS

You might think it’s bad to get relationship advice from a chatbot trained on notoriously deranged internet advice forums, but it’s actually the best advice you can get x.com/aakashgupta/...

When they asked about Sea of Thieves, the AI said that it was Sloop that could be easily handled by one player but in the video it is not a Sloop it is a bugger ship that is difficult to handle with only one player.

Literally Marcus Aurelius

sorry this will always be my k-pop demon hunters www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ybu...

Search your camera roll for hell

If only a college professor could condescendingly yell at her that AI is useful, I bet she’d feel so much better about all this

If we could just raise sea levels by 150 meters we get a backup Strait of Hormuz

A game with tons of waterfalls but only 3% have a cave behind them would become a miserable completionist trap for so many gamers