Andrea Speed, Dumpster Peacock

Andrea Speed, Dumpster Peacock

@aspeed.bsky.social

Writer of very gay stories. Only here for my friends. Nonbinary/ace. She/Her. Follow me on Mastodon! https://lgbtqia.space/@aspeed Also, if you please, support my writing habit! https://aspeed.itch.io

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more than half of affluent white person hobbies are just alcoholism in disguise

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Replying to @trans.bsky.social

Everyone else in the whole of Spira is dressed appropriately for the tropical climate Lulu says, "Fuck you, every day is Goth Night at the Armory"

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Looking for a genuinely terrifying folk horror novel or true crime recommendation. Not something that gets way out over its skis narratively speaking, just something that makes you want to sleep with the lights on.

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a 2028 election win means we could extradite flavio so he’ll probably try to flee the US at that point and the whole thing will be extra funny

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Replying to @mcduff.bsky.social

Do you know how little "animal style" narrows it down? Are we talking a penguin? A tapir? A gecko? How would a mongoose style his fries and how does that differ from an elephant? This is too much for me right now.

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Been playing this the last couple of days. It's quite the thing: a simple structure that still provides a lot of ideas for you to play with and plenty of emotional range.

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Replying to @kjcharleswriter.com

Don't even start me on trying to publish my heartwarming children's picture book about how Santa is real by next Christmas. It's all "but illustrators are already booked up" and "actually the lead times on printing and shipping from China...". Pathetic.

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I told my editor that I had to go to South America to find treasure and rescue my kidnapped sister, and they were just like "how will this affect the delivery date", it's like none of the old publishing traditions are valued any more.

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Some Lula supporters apparently shouted his name out their window when it was announced he won and a cop pointed his gun at him and they took what is possibly the greatest image of a cop ever taken, like genuinely this would go hard as a cover for a Rage album its so poetic.

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There's a lot of interesting nuggets in here. It ignores vast swathes of publishing mind you - barely touches on quite a few genres, anglo centric doesn't discuss children's publishing and assumes lit fic = books. But still lots of food for thought.

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I am not on twitter, it is disgusting.

Therry@therry.bsky.social

I have no idea if you're still on twitter, because I ditched that cesspool aeons ago. But if you do, compare your rating on twitter with that of blue sky. And realise that being sane means being a bit weird. There is a balance, somewhere...to be able to understand every aspect of every thing