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The Braves bullpen

You know, I'm going to be really mad when El-Sayed, Talarico, and possibly Hamilton and Turek make it to the Senate....and Slotkin, Schumer, Gillibrand, et. Al. sit down on them. It will be Watergate Babies 2.0

🚨Since Trump won’t let the press corps in the White House, we didn’t get audio today. Thankfully someone leaked it to me.

Matt Murdock knows what's up.

Argentina just belly-to-back suplexed a Spanish player and the ref called the foul on Spain.

Argentina out there playing roller derby.

England has their setup exactly right. I didn't expect Argentina to play this game like a roller derby match, though. Gordon is England's weakest link and they should have brought Jarrod Bowen instead.

Has no one made the "Inject the Reflecting Pool with Bleach" joke over the last couple of days?

credit where credit is due, getting your cult addicted to tallow before importing screwworms is a good bit

There is something brutally psychically injurious to being constantly told "just do good work and you'll be successful" while watching people who do the most dogshit work possible do all the succeeding.

The Phillies city connect uniforms make them look like they are the Marlins in disguise

Has anyone studied the psychic toll of years spent waking up to the unhinged rantings of a vicious madman who could kill us all — and then going about one’s day per usual?

ayatollah is supposed to be an academic position and you can tell this is true because after an extensive search they went with an internal candidate

For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show

Kristi Noem Excited for Puppy Bowl

So....Epstein was basically the Jagrafess from the Christopher Eccleston seasons of Dr. Who, right?

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

This sure seems more like the tyranny the Constitution is supposed to protect against than forgiving student loans.

The Lamb-Deluzio-Fetterman primary is going to be lit.

Tied: Unused 1951 World Series tickets (Yankees vs Giants), letters in the "crank file" from a woman who claimed to be secretly married to J. Edgar Hoover and wanted a piece of his estate. Both in the Herbert Brownell files at the Ike Library.

BREAKING: The majority of executives and upper management are totally talentless hacks.

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

Heck yeah!

Reporter: Kash Patel reportedly found burn bags of Russiagate materials. Trump: What? Reporter: Burn bags Trump: I don’t know what you mean Reporter: Bags full of— Trump: Oh, I thought you said appointed a man named Burn Bag

Alabama Governor Signs New ‘Heartbeat Bill’ Lowering State’s Age Of Consent

As long as the Epstein story was was just conjecture and hearsay, it was going to hurt Trump with his base. But now that there’s actual evidence, the base is rallying behind him

Average Democratic politician: Zohran Mamdani must answer for the Suez Crisis Average Democratic voter: <goes to a rally in the pouring rain and holds up a picture of the Nuremberg gallows with various Trump administration figures' faces glued on>

Los Angeles residents say their city is safe and functioning normally. But this AI-generated video based on footage from Haiti tells a different story.

CNN: INTEL ASSESSMENT CONTRDICTS TRUMP MSNBC: CEASEFIRE HANGING BY A THREAD FOX NEWS:

DONAKD J. TRUMP

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

Wondering if this shirt is still available

at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans

Fox News brings on Rebekah Koffler to talk about the military parade, but she seems to be heavily intoxicated so they cut away with quickness

DID YOU SEND THAT LETTER TO HARVARD?

All I keep thinking about is that if/when Dems regain power, every action to restore normality or basic functioning of governmental institutions will be covered by the national press like it’s a controversial, partisan power play on par with a coup.

Donald Trump: I'm going to impose massive tariffs! Kamala Harris: Don't vote for that guy, he's going to impose massive tariffs. They'll crash the markets and kill the economy. Trump: I think massive tariffs are great so I'm doing it. Bill Ackman: Nobody could foresee massive tariffs.

In this Tennessee Valley factory town, electrification still means a woke big government project imposed by deranged Democrat Party radicals of the 1930s. But they do know this: by closing EV plants and ceding the market to China, we can unleash a new American era of garment sewing and coal mining.

Congratulations to all the 14 yr old Floridians & Arkansans whose governors want them to drop out of school & work 13 hour shifts to screw in tiny screws on iPhones so the tech/crypto bros in the govt can have the newest iPhones to react with a fire emoji to the classified intel in the group chat