Drunk Corps Int.

the proper punishment for Flavio should be getting slow-cooked in a pot of black beans n bacon until he becomes feijoada

Nobody needs to apologize for making fun of the guy whose job is doing a Frank the Tank impression to entertain people born in 2007: defector.com/pat-mcafee-r...

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

incredible strategic error by Pat McAfee to reveal he is deeply bothered by relatively mild mockery from college students despite a key component of his job being "standing on a stage in front of college students for 3 hours a week"

Lincoln Riley follows every member of the main cast of Entourage EXCEPT for Adrian Grenier

just print this out and put it on your gameday sign for the rest of the year

I love that the official policy of Pat McAfee, Inc. is "Salt Lake City too spicy"

“Unfortunately, finding a stray tabby under a car and gently tying your ballot to its tail with a ribbon almost certainly ensures your vote will miss the deadline for counting.” — Jocelyn Benson, Michigan Secretary of State

corporate media routinely describes Tim Scott as a moderate and celebrates his "relentless optimism"

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Philly Potato saw him compare Utah football to the Charlie Kirk assassination and said “hold my beer”

Disney Prime is saddened at the passing of Walter Koenig, the beloved sci-fi star credited for inwenting the "Chekov's Gun" trope in Star Trek: The Woyage Home (1986) when he was shot by a whale with his own rewolwer.

Will Smith asks “Who you gonna call?” in Wild Wild West, presumably because Ghostbusters is also a song about a movie, and that’s apparently close enough

Hi. I, a trans woman, am the Executive Producer of this show. I wrote the question. He called trans girls men. He has now said it in three different places in the past week.

best time to plant a tree (or learn literally anything about politics) is 10 years ago, the second best time is now

Not only an incredible talent, but a rare talent who also thought it was funny to just voice random memes every once in a while

vucic loses. bolsonaro loses. jose mourinho lives to fight another day

Friends, since I’m 15,000 km from the nearest marching band show, please tell me: What piece has been overplayed this year?

LOL. The boos from the crowd 😂

The best thing about the quadbox is when the Punisher is doing a truck commercial on one screen but you look up at the other and think he's being all Lemme Tell You Somethin Motherfucker about a new Chili's item

I can do this for reps at fifty years old and I ain't shit, go study Ronnie Coleman Thought

LOOK AT THE LAD MARSHALL THRIVING

alt text: Guilhermo Del Toro saying to a microphone: "if you want to watch a movie made by an app, you deserve it".

the one subcategory for slapping on commons is certainly very interesting

Just saw Air Force attempt a pass 🤢 and complete it 🤢 for multiple yards (two) 🤢

Oh we’re getting a Laramie special tonight.

every now & then someone on the anti-trans side will get cold feet about how openly ugly it's all getting—they want to keep the image of a nice, sensible centrist but it's never enough for them to get off the train

liberty mutual was the only advertiser who stuck with tucker carlson after he said mexicans were "filth" so whatever fantasies you have about torturing the mascot are morally correct

Just enjoying the UMass and UConn rivalry page revision history. en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...

Kids, this was enough to entertain us for weeks.

again: This man doesn't wash his hands after he takes a shit

probably the best example of “well just don’t confront them and they won’t have anything to make you part of the outrage content mill” lie

This is unfortunate. Not only because Asia Kate Dillon is a terrific actor but how this is an ongoing trend with trans/non-binary actors. I mean, despite being an Oscar nominee with a scene-stealing role in a billion-dollar hit/BP frontrunner, Elliot Page said he's not getting flooded with offers.

Saw an old guy with the craziest drip today

Something @wagatwe.bsky.social wrote the other day hits right on target w/ news orgs' seeming inability to name 'Laquan McDonald,' or 'Homan Square,' in conjunction w/ Rahm: “Can’t take ‘LLMs are people’ discourse seriously when we haven’t even convinced everyone that all people are people.”

telling people the Bucs wear the creamsicle throwbacks because they reject an independent Ireland

The Columbus Dispatch this morning

Marcel is so photogenic that I had no choice but to draw him.