Eóin M.

Why do I keep scrolling. What am I expecting to happen that hasn't happened already

Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.

Here's a goddamn win and thank you to many people for bringing it to my attention: 988 works. We have more people still with us because of it. I'm glad they're here and I'm glad you're here. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/22/s...

social media was a wonderful brain toilet for every random half thought you didn't want to bother real people with before they decided to move all of society and infrastructure and government inside of the toilet

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.

A new lawsuit alleges Google’s chatbot sent a Florida man on missions to find an android body it could inhabit. When that failed, it set a suicide countdown clock for him. www.wsj.com/tech/ai/gemi...

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

This isn’t the Willennium that we were promised.

This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

You had me at “Don’t Cook…”

Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

this is basically portland's version of a haka

‘Highway to the David Zone’ tour starts next week in Cork, then Dublin, loads more. Join me! Tickets: phlaimeaux.tumblr.com/shows

Wearing one set of clothes on top of the other tomorrow just so I can be smug about it post-Rapture.

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

The young people of Poland stand with Palestine 👏🇵🇸

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

Here's a Venn diagram for essentially nobody

This might be the meanest thing anyone has ever said.

Ah fuck we got the Philip K Dick future 😞

Próvaí with some leap...🔥 GRMA Finsbury Park

Kneecap is not the story. Genocide in Gaza is.

My least favourite “take” on political news is “can you imagine how different the reaction would be if the other side did this?”. This hypothetical argument adds nothing, dilutes focus, and is repeated over, and over, ad nauseam.

I don’t want any more friends. I’m aiming higher. I want sycophants and yes men. Willing to negotiate on a coterie. Only successful applicants for the position of muse will be contacted.

“There were prisoners everywhere. I learned that I was being housed with convicted murderers,” she said. “As a former police officer it was such an irony to be on the other side of things. Those inmates treated me better than anyone else.”

FLOOR RISING, NOT ME FACEPLANTING

Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story? Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked. Editor: What

Vote like the future of your country depends on it.

I am once again thinking of the brilliant review of Trader Joe's on Hyperion by "Werner Herzog" (@pftompkins.bsky.social) And now I can post the full audio version <3

Tell you what - I've always hated this song, I think because it was mainly used in an annoying advert some years back, but @pftompkins.bsky.social and Maya Rudolph fully crush it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fbu...

Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country

One of many moments in Omar El Akkad’s new book, “One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This,” that will stop you in your tracks.

Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?

If Hamas had killed 7 Israelis inside of Israel this week, it would be one of the biggest stories in the world, & all over the US media. But Israel killed 7 HUNDRED Palestinians this week, including almost 200 children, & yet there's little outrage from our politicians or media.

In advance of #stpatricksday, here's a thread of essential articles about Irish stuff which you can present to international friends who wish to understand us better. First up: a tale of two Taytos, by Róisín Lanigan. www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/culture/4005...

Budapest today. People are demanding that PM Orban resign.

if you replaced these guys' inboxes with a woman sportswriter's, they'd commit suicide by lunchtime

If you're wondering about the vibe in Canada right now, I just got served this ad for a brewhouse that is just a portrait of the White House being burned down. No text, just a bigass picture of the White House burning and a link directly to their menu lolol

Could a Democratic representative in the Senate or House not just go to Fort Knox today and confirm the gold reserves are intact before these dicks come in and pretend that the gold is missing? Just beat them to the punch and do it on camera.

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again