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Donation locations for those outside of Minnesota courtesy of www.standwithminnesota.com

John Smoltz continues to be a total moron

WOOOOOO SPORTS!

If you don’t listen to Podcast: The Ride you’ll have missed this episode featuring the late Eric Bauza. The whole thing is so joyful not only in his own performances and memories but listening to how giddy the hosts are hearing him conduct the orchestra of voices. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

A little bit surprised the first pull-quote isn’t r/blankies just saying *they don’t make movies like this anymore*. @blankcheck.bsky.social Pictures needs to invest $40M to get Milos Foreman’s ‘Married By Morning’ on the big screen.

This seems like a big deal

Arch “Rogue Agent” Manning

Three years ago, my dad said that all fish are the same shape. Out of spite, I decided to draw all 478 families of bony fish listed in Nelson 2016. There's still some stuff I need to edit and some fish I want to redraw but, after 985 days, I finished my big dumb fish project last night.

Nobody can make me see that movie. There is nothing you can tell me that will make it happen. I will go to my grave never having seen it. I am at peace

brother, slow down. it’s the off-season.

Caitlin Clark, the State Farm insurance spokeswoman?

This is a lovely, gentle little movie, and well worth your time when it drops.

Current people I will watch *anything* from: Donald Glover Joe Keery Ryan Gosling Stephanie Hsu

There's already an incessant narrative about this Brewers/Rays World Series being a meeting of "underdogs" despite having their leagues' best records this year and sustained regular season success over the last decade. A good reminder that a lockout isn't about parity - it's just wage suppression.

we got a Junior Caminero vs Jackson Chourio World Series ❤️

30 | 16 and a win over the Valkyries in their building. This team is *A Team* but damn that was a superstar performance

see everyone on here is happy Spurs now on pace to finish a comfortable 18th

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

Now is the time to care about everyone, not “once we win” The time to care about everyone is always always always now

This Rams team missing the playoffs would be so much funnier than the Dodgers getting swept by BlueSky’s Brewers.

As usual, Michigan putting up some incredible offerings this year.

Trev with the Jaguar painted arm would have been an instant 90’s poster icon

AMERICAN FOOTBALL HANDBAGS

Hell yeah, Minnesota United

*Milk Teeth* staring Nic Cage, Dir. M. Night Shamyalan might be a box office bomb but it would also be an amazing @rifftrax.com episode.

“I’m not going to work for a gambling company and have blood on my hands.” -- Nicole Noren, 24-year ESPN veteran and winner of Emmy, Murrow, and Peabody awards. Her grandfather, father and one of my brothers "were pretty much destroyed by sports gambling addiction." www.cjr.org/the-intervie...

“These are my awards, Mother. From Baseball. The seal is for marksmanship and the gorilla is for allowing home runs.”

finally, a Duolingo lesson relevant to my lived experience

Hope that future iterations of this game borrow a ‘similarity’ score for directors and actors, like @baseball-reference.com so that you can build across generations while benefiting from shared chemistry

Every strike from Coventry this half is a golazo if it goes in

Green Lantern (2011)

At the last Austin FC home game, an Austin FC supporter was tossed from the stadium for wearing an Abolish ICE shirt, days after ICE shot a man in Austin a couple miles from the stadium. Supporter groups have tried to have a dialogue with the FO, but are unsatisfied. So tonight…

AS CALLED BY ENRIQUE VASQUEZ Y ALEX PARRA EN RADIO LOS SOONERS

Announcer: There is doubt who the Heisman is, should be unanimous [Manning throws ball of offensive lineman’s helmet] Announcer: Just give it to him now. There’s no reason to wait. [TX punter punts for 7th time] Announcer: They should rename it The Archman™️ [TX loses to 2-2 OU]

Rayo Vallecano v Athletic Club looking at a first-half match abandonment. Announcers in favor of the protests (tho not the manner) a refreshing change.

Angel Reese is the best player on a team going to the WNBA Finals. Also DPOY. Haven't written many pieces that have aged better than this one.

That’s the best three game series sweep I’ve ever watched. Absurd. Torrid.

Who went through all the major platforms where the Pentagon might stream their barbaric firing squad "livestream" execution to see if it violated their policies? Me. I did it.

you’re gawtdamnright my Jim Henson-helmed puppet political revenge thriller would do boffo box office @tentpolegame.com