Glass Wizzzard

Good day! You look reasonably sane! What are you doing in the Catacombs? Are you a cleric or something? Yes, I guessed as much. Well, here's a tip. There's a stash of treasure right down that hole.

Oh you think you gotta “wake up with the sun”? We have had millennia of technological progress to finally free ourselves from the sun’s tyranny and we should embrace the victory instead of shunning it.

"no one will be normal about AOC if she runs for president" is both true and a bad reason for her not to run. you could run the most milquetoast middle of the road clean cut straight white man alive and the right is still going to act like the deranged freaks they are

Democrats to me, a 40 year old to their left: whoa there junior, the adults in the room are talking. Why don’t you cool your jets and let common sense win? Republicans to a 17 year old in a bad suit saying slurs: perfect. Here’s a Ford F350. We will pay you 150k to record TikToks inside it.

The fact that VP JD Vance and Richard Grenell went to Romania—on behalf of the Trump Administration— to advocate for Andrew and Tristan Tate, who by all accounts, were rapists running a coercive sex ring, then permitted them to come to Florida, should be a crazy, crazy scandal.

New crime fighter assigned to get to the bottom of the Reflecting Pool issue.

Dietrich Bonhoeffer was an anti-fascist German Lutheran pastor who opposed Hitler and the Nazi Party so effectively that they murdered him in 1945. He is only a bad guy if you literally spend all your time on far-right, neo-Nazi websites and have pickled your brain in fascist group chats.

Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes

Based on everything we keep seeing I just don’t know how people are so reflexively defensive of Obama, Biden, Harris, Pelosi, Schumer, Jeffries etc. They’ve all fucking failed us. Their job was/is to fight the right and they don’t do it.

These right wingers openly wishcasting that China will do what Trump has utterly failed to do are something. www.ft.com/content/e7ad...

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

why was the cheese on the cold side of the McDLT ronald

Why did CBS delete this promo and cancel this from airing in full?

People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!

every single conservative commentator complaining about the rise of nick fuentes is responsible for the rise of nick fuentes

JFC! Now they’re talking about abolishing unemployment insurance!

lol

The evidence that Russia worked to help Trump get elected in 2016 is overwhelming. It is a tribute to our diseased information environment that the dominant story on this is that it was all a "hoax."

The Trump admin's new talking point on the Big Beautiful Bill: we're going to deport all the farm laborers and make people on Medicaid work in the fields to earn their health insurance.

Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.

I’ve seen more than one post now of people saying the Republicans will pay a political price for this vote in 2026 and I gotta say folks… you’re all way more optimistic than I am. Americans aren’t great with cause and effect. They’ll assume their Medicaid got cut because of Dems somehow

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.

In the last year, the Times has given Rufo the opportunity to opine 29 times on higher ed, transgender health care, national intelligence, student mental health, plagiarism, twitter's political dynamics, George Floyd, school vouchers, DEI, Donald Trump Jr, JD Vance, Project 2025, and Bari Weiss.

someone tell jake tapper and the rest of the dc media club that theres an elderly out of touch man with his hands on the nukes. oh wait, he's a republican. doesnt count.

I like telling authoritarians where to shove it in multiple languages

AOC: Tom Homan said he was going to refer me to DOJ because I’m using my free speech rights in order to advise people of their constitutional protections… to that I say: Come for me… Do I look like I care? There’s nothing illegal about it and if they want to make it illegal, they can come take me.

The president told a Central American dictator to build five more massive slave labor camps to hold US citizens.

pretty crazy watching the american president on live tv in the oval office planning the construction of concentration camps in a foreign country to house americans

Still kind of incredible that Trump spun out a very revealing fantasy about kind Nazis yesterday and it was barely mentioned anywhere.

these people actually think like 6 months from now companies like nike are just gonna have manufacturing plants fully staffed, operational and churning out the same product at the same price and we’re just going to go back to normal, i feel like im losing my mind

if nothing else we can say definitely that there is no deep states, because deep states kick in on like jan 23

Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.

Why didn’t the child bow to the authority of a man in a ski mask driving an unmarked Chevy?

it is BUCK WILD that they are just texting this shit to each other

A reporter got looped into a top secret discussion *by accident*. Do you seriously think sophisticated foreign intelligence services *who are actually trying* don’t have a way in when they’re this sloppy?

Also, insane as it is, the deeper problem is not *this specific incident*. It’s that the entire top tier of national security officials are routinely violating the most basic protocols for dealing with the most sensitive information in multiple ways.