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payton tolle is the most charming man in baseball, exhibit 374

Mr Trump I am a Republican political advisor and I am telling you to keep posting this shit

No amnesty. No mercy. No fucking plea deals. Nothing but relentless pursuit and vigorous prosecution for every last one of these fucking monsters

When the deadly poop bug came for salads, I did not fear. Berries? Who cares. But now it comes for our precious jalapeños?!

a human thumb like steven cheung calling sen ossoff a "cuck loser" tells me the senator is directly over the target. this is exactly what dems should have been doing for the last decade but they held fire. www.mediaite.com/politics/cuc...

Live your life in such a way that if you see a guillotine, you don't immediately assume it's for you

No hell too hot. www.sunjournal.com/2026/07/13/i...

A report on the ground from the ICE shooting in Biddeford that should make every parent in this country lose their minds:

"His wife has said that he relied on an inhaler for asthma, but ICE agents rejected her attempt to give them the device when he was taken into custody."

A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract. What a coincidence.

Every single lawmaker that’s calling for their constituents to “be responsible with electricity usage” during the extreme heat had better be supporting heavy restrictions on data centers.

if I were an elected representative and my constituents were coming up and saying "our daughter can't go to college unless she gets an athletic scholarship" I would be like "this is why we need universal free college" not "we'll pretend to solve this by being cruel to trans people." crazy right

Not to keep repeating myself, but the problem with the Court is not merely that their decisions are bad, but that their entire self-conception of themselves as the Guardian Council of the USA, with sweeping and arbitrary power to maintain the mos maiorum, is utterly incompatible with a free society

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

america is an ideal worth fighting for

Baseball great Reggie Jackson is starting for the Knicks tonight? Huh. Wonder what that's about.

Gonna get a lot of use out of this one unfortunately

I’m sure the guy who couldn’t book Milli Vanilli will win this war

Lol. Lmao.

it would be very difficult to be married to Karen Allen because every time she smiled at you you would have to sit down

True, but just TRY to get something like this past the GOP.

Then I guess it's not a financially sustainable organization. They'll have to close some locations or shorten their hours. Alternatively, we could end the public navy and let private navies provide this service.

best part of this clip is when they cut to the lawyer and she's clearly suppressing a giggle

if biden had said “reflecting lake” they would have had correspondents interviewing brain scholars in front of the washington monument for 24 hours

I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

Learn whatever you want about "law," it doesn't matter because GOP Justices blew up the entire process of deciding cases based on chats with rich friends and stuff they watched on TV. That was the entire basis on which SCOTUS switched to the shadow docket.

Guess who hurt their back today🎶