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Say what you will about the Fyre Festival, at least it didn’t completely humiliate an entire nation on its 250th birthday.

Meanwhile, over on X... "Facts Are Stubborn Things." — John Adams #TrumpSurrenders

Shift drink: Reflecting Pool 1oz rum 1oz mezcal .75oz lime .75oz honey barspoon matcha muddled mint

Let us have some fun first.

Harsh and probably true.

They were all like "LOL Ah Elon, please never change." on every crazy thing he said/posted/did. It's only when they became collateral damage of the monster they helped being created they started to go defensive.

If Iran really wants to keep Donald out of the Persian gulf, they should mine the straits with the Epstein files.

To prevent Donald starting WW3, American nuclear codes should be hidden in the Epstein files.

You know you're in trouble when George W Bush's middle east strategy people start saying your middle east strategy sucks.

Couldn't agree more.

Two peas in a pod

Michael de Adder, Counterpoint

Get out now!

Final answer?

The Trump administration doesn’t want you to see this photo.

Tonight other dumb napkin cartoon…

A very embarrassing moment for the FIFA Peace Prize committee

Powerful

"I did not have sex with that woman." is now both true and untrue.

choosing to believe that if elon isnt in the epstein files very frequently its because the pedophile cabal also found him annoying

Watch Tesla Full Self-Driving v14.1.4 aggressively swerve onto the wrong side of the road to avoid skid marks. Elon Musk your defective software should be banned!

BREAKING: Elon Musk, Peter Thiel and Steve Bannon have all been named in the Jeffrey Epstein docs released today by Democrats, with potential meetings with Epstein

Tesla's "Full Self-Driving" software is a joke. Here FSD encounters a blocked left turn, so decides to do a three-point turn and then drive the wrong way down a one-way street into oncoming traffic! Tesla's defective software is orders of magnitude away from safe operation.

Tesla is trying to hide 3 Robotaxi accidents

The Groyper Wars

Opinion | Yes, Trump and Kennedy are decapitating the CDC, but they're keeping TikTok alive despite a Congressional ban, so Americans will still receive all the health and medical information that they need.

Whether it's Democrats making it harder for kids to get cigarettes or Republicans making it harder for kids to get vaccines, both sides have imposed the will of government on America's children.

If you think the bruises on Donald's hands are bad from last week, you should see his knees from Alaska.

According to three people familiar with the command, Musk told a senior engineer at the California offices of SpaceX to cut Starlink coverage in areas including Kherson, a strategic region Ukraine was trying to reclaim during a pivotal counteroffensive reut.rs/45mrXK8

California Regulator: Tesla is not allowed to test or transport the public, paid or unpaid, in an autonomous vehicle, with or without a driver. $TSLA

Musk simply got Musked.

Earth's first rowers

@niedermeyer.online www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-...

In October, NHTSA announced an ODI into Tesla’s FSD after four crashes, including a fatality of a pedestrian in Arizona. Wait, what? What pedestrian? Why didn’t we know more about this? Thank you public records 🙌 www.bloomberg.com/features/202...

Aircraft carriers of the world USA UK France Ukraine

Elon Musk shut down internal Tesla analysis that showed Robotaxi would lose money

When Andrew Tate was charged with rape and human trafficking, Trump intervened to fly him back to the US. When a working-class father of a disabled 5-year-old child was wrongfully deported and charged with NO crime, Trump refuses to lift a finger.

Suddenly missing from the list of MAGA cancerns and even from their vocabulary: - pronouns, transgender, LGBTQ, abortion, ...

If they would have asked/debated "What is a man?" as much as "What is a woman?" this headline wouldn't be broadcasted.

Two years since NATO invaded Helsinki & forced 🇫🇮 into alliance. Vuledar after voluntarily joining Russia.