Dan Martinez

What kind of numerals do you use when you make up fake statistics about vaccine harms, you shitweasel?

since California ballots are now out: prop 40 is the billionaire tax, and you should vote yes to stick it to them but both props 41 and 42 are designed to retroactively cancel the billionaire tax because they’re afraid they can’t beat it at the ballot box yes on 40, no on 41 and 42

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

please give me the democratic party of republican fearmongering, part one million

Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!

Man I’m seeing people post things like “you don’t know what Jeffries or the DNC have planned!” My dude if they have some great plan to save America they should probably start telling me about it because the secrecy sure isn’t helping

From Robin Rouby-Progressive Cartoons

TVs have gone from bulky, heavy boxes with small, low-res interpolated screens to stupidly high-res, high-dynamic-range panels that can cover the better part of a wall, and weigh a fraction of what their CRT forebears did.

Mitch McConnell being absent and safe-R seat being empty is a GOOD thing I feel like I’m losing my mind here with people furious at Andy Beshear

Given how completely full of shit they are, you’d think that the heads of the current administration would give the risks of explosive diarrhea more urgency. futurism.com/health-medic...

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

$100 to any reporter who asks him, "so you're saying Capitol Police should've shot dead everyone who breached the Capitol on January 6?"

is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it

The toxic influencer who has made "hyper-masculinity" his brand was arresting wearing Doris Day clam-digger slacks and a kicky purple blouse.

Stephen Miller looks like someone never bothered to unpack half the mannequin parts after opening the shipping box.

"It looks like they're brewing Yodas in there. It is so uncannily green and visibly slimy that it feels inevitable that video will soon surface of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. splashing around in it with jeans on." Everything @davidjroth.bsky.social writes is a banger, but this piece is my new favorite.

No. You worry about the slippery slope when you aren't already at the bottom of the chasm. Now? An ideological Supreme Court is discarding settled precedent on a whim, bad reasoning and worse history, and stacking the deck further with unreasoned shadow docket fuckery. Fuck the slippery slope.

Todd Blanche, the President's former personal lawyer, is a corrupt grifter who has proven he will always put Trump above the law. Anyone with an ounce of common sense can see that. I'm voting NO. We should not let these crooks run the DOJ like a mob family.

The Knicks were ahead halfway through the third quarter but there were wide changes in the results after that. It undermines integrity in the score.

it is darkly funny that his son got married and he was like "ohhhhh uhhhh something popped up, you know, the war, I gotta do work on the war that night, unfortunately I just can't go" and then 2 weeks later, same war still going on, he's shutting down midtown Manhattan to watch the Knicks

Ken Paxton was indicted for scamming his own friends. He convinced them to invest hundreds of thousands in a company while secretly pocketing a commission. Paxton sold out his own friends for a quick buck. What makes you think he won't sell you out in the Senate?

Huffpost: Trump used Saturday's shooting outside the White House to repeat demands that his big ballroom be added to the executive mansion. Trump needs to be thankful he's a man, otherwise some people might think he's too chickenshit to be president. #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed

When we take back power, I do not want unity or healing, I want revenge. I also don't want a lecture on "but that's just like Trump, he wanted revenge." He was wrong, we are right. It's different. Get a moral compass. Revenge or sit down. Call it "justice" if you must, it's that too.

They're doing more than Chuck Schumer right now, that is where we're at in this moment

I feel sick to my stomach waiting around to see what atrocity Trump has in mind for the people of Iran this evening. It's hard to fathom our other elected leaders aren't able to check him in any meaningful way. It's an indictment not just of voters but of our whole system. We're ruled by a mad king.

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

A crucial part of Project 2029 has to be performative trials and draconian sentencing for Trump administration officials up and down the organizational ladder. Treat all of them like Timothy McVeigh so that the gravity of their criminality and treason become enduring images in American history.

The next president will have to establish a cabinet position of Secretary of Eradicating That Asshole's Name and Every Trace of His Existence.

🇮🇷 IRAN JUST DROPPED ANOTHER LEGO STYLE DISS TRACK MENTIONING DONALD TRUMP AND THE EPSTEIN FILES 🇺🇸

The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club. If this is your first night at tautology club, it has to be.

Hear me out: Curling, but with ducks

why is it called grokipedia and not wikipedo

after democrats took office in 2009 and 2021 they told the left to go suck eggs. sorry, but thats what happened. after they win, dems never want to listen to the left. so this idea that these concerns can be tabled until after the election so they can be addressed is a lie.

This cannot be something a civilian law enforcement agent is allowed to wear in the US — and an agency that has a culture that tolerates this cannot be saved.

my mother explaining EXACTLY how she wants her food prepared as my father silently pleads with the server not to spit in it

Good to see that many Dem elected officials now want to be seen getting involved in the cases of immigrants who have been wrongly detained by ICE. Let's spare a word for @vanhollen.senate.gov, who did this for Kilmar Abrego Garcia back when wise pundits said this was politically dangerous.

This is like watching someone take a flying kick to the chest that sends them *deep* into the ropes, and then getting hard-elbowed in the face on the rebound. www.newyorker.com/culture/q-an...

The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified. Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

The thing that shocks me most is that all of this incriminating stuff was sitting at the DOJ for 4 years and Biden & Garland were not cynical or ruthless enough to use it against Trump & Musk in the run up to 2024. If only they were the evil ‘weaponizers of government’ that MAGA claimed they were!

ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?

All of these senators pushing "reforms" need to explain how they will enforce them given the fact that ICE is a lawless band of Klansmen that breaks the law constantly.