Guy Scantlebury

Love this 🥰

Good morning from the Jubilee line

The Haywain 2026

Crikey, I was in a production featuring a young Julian Rhind-Tutt as Tennyson. Pretty spot on 👌

Met this lovely lady at the weekend. She asked me if I had any pets. “Yes. A goldfish.” I replied. “Any hobbies?” She asked. “He likes swimming..”

airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

"Terrorism" on the left. "Protest" on the right.

www.instagram.com/reel/DZDx7lO... 👌Fascism and malignant narcissism

This should be the only story this afternoon, 48 hours before racists get given London for the day. Self serving buffoons. news.sky.com/story/nigel-...

A fellow Labour Party member once described Wes Streeting to me as Zippy from Rainbow if he'd been radicalized by Mumsnet. which is a very specific set of references but also disturbingly accurate.

Ominous seating arrangements.

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Nobody is going to look at your AI generated images 60 years from now and say “wow!”

🤩 but get some peeps on Kame, pls

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night to find the Internet sitting on the bed, staring at me. Just sitting there, staring!

The USA Hockey team visited Prime Minister Mark Carney of Canada & he showed WAY more respect for these champion Olympians than Trump did. That says everything.

Fantastic interview. Everyone should read it:

This clip is all over the other place and has made its way onto GB News and Talk TV so I’ll do a bit of an explainer here too! The clip doing the rounds is of a fantastic police officer telling a group of Muslim men that a Christian preacher nearby is entitled to freedom of expression. 🧵 1/19

This is the kind of thing a rich CEO says at the beginning of a science fiction movie to establish for the audience that he is a sociopath and the villain.

In the middle of ar street

This @thechiller.bsky.social 🤩

The speed skating always looks so casual, with their hands behind their back. They should be encouraged to whistle cheerfully too.

It's kind of wild that the French foreign ministry has an official shitposting account.

All these CEOs stompinge around graspinge for moneye and biohacks and powere but the best way to lyve forevir ys to make people laugh and be part of unforgettable storyes that make them feel less alone. Love and art and comedye are cosmic and eternal. The worlde will remembir the true stars.

“The desire for balance had led the BBC to give obvious lies equal weight with observable facts.” Reporting on the Minneapolis ICE shooting, BBC News is soaked to the skin but still not sure if it's raining... @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/brokenbo...

Blanche won’t investigate the killing of an innocent woman on camera but they’ve got all hands on deck for a church service being interrupted

Team Putin 👏👏👏

Amazing structure, stunning photography!

Pew Research Institute (2023): • Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants • Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants • Blue State Minnesota has 130,000. And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration." It's *not* about immigration.

Northern Lights over Greenland 🇬🇱

Well, the FIFA Peace Prize committee must be feeling very silly today.

You guys wanna see a dead body?

Imagine being a moral void of this magnitude

“This is how democracy hollows out. Citizens are told there is no alternative, not because other options do not exist, but because markets have been elevated above politics. Polanyi understood that when people lose democratic agency, they will seek it elsewhere, sometimes destructively.”

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

I’m pissed that we’re all going to have a shitty 10-15 years economically because a dozen techboys believed that it was possible to write code to the point that the program could write better code and eventually either kill us all or make us immortal, and so they spent $1.5tn for $41bn in revenue

Worst. Riverdance. Ever.