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when u tax the rich

Crap, no we have to convince them all the change their names.

Fort Worth Zoo welcomed two orphaned black bears in spring of 2025, Cinnamon and Raisin. They have a big pool in their Piney Woods habitat & a smaller pool inside their enclosure. This video captures the difference between the siblings: Raisin is calm, Cinnamon is chaos. (📷: Keeper Cynthia)

They’re packaging it like this so it looks like a shallow trend, but Gen Z has gone through two financial crises, a pandemic, rising fascism, active shooter drills since they were toddlers, and are now being told by the oligarchy they’re to be replaced by robots. Socialism is the logical conclusion.

But his emails something something

Trump had business motive for keeping classified documents, Jack Smith finds The special counsel’s team found Donald Trump held onto documents so secret only six people could legally review them, and believed his reason for doing so was personal financial gain. www.ms.now/news/trump-c...

So, any other news yesterday? Anything important?

I majored in enshittification

Top notch timeline cleanse

Hero.

We’re just not a free country. Any American watching this play out between regime forces and journalists overseas would recognize it for what it is.

Here's what ICE is up to in Northeast Minneapolis today. Absolutely heartbreaking. Warning: video is hard to watch

I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening. The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.

Minnesota is the best of us.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Torture in Minneapolis.

Minnesotans are fighting back against ICE and right-wing media propaganda in the most American ways possible: peaceful protest, Pickle Rick costumes, and tossed lunch meat

I have young kids like this author in Minneapolis—I'm so gutted reading this But despite being occupied by a massive force of DHS paramilitaries, civil society is alive and meeting the threat. We will owe our freedom to the people of MSP, thank you! @taylorcarik.bsky.social @liberalcurrents.com

“Have you not learned? This is why we killed that lesbian bitch.” - ICE to a Marine veteran

Genius.

Absolutely horrific details about an ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times." Bovino was there. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

A friend came up with a nice metaphor for a message you would have replied to but somehow missed: "It disappeared over the event horizon of my inbox."

🚨 New directive NSPM-7 targets "anti-capitalism," “anti-Christian,” and “anti-American" opinions as indicators of extremist violence, authorizing an army of 4,000 counter-terrorism officers to prevent crimes that haven't happened: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...

New Tyler Robinson posts leaked to me tell a very different story than you've heard before: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...

SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool

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NEW from me — FEMA staffers say the response to the Texas floods is horrifyingly slow, and it may be because of DHS Secretary Kristi Noem's recent increased control over how the agency spends money. "If this is how they are going to do a major hurricane response, people are fucked.”

Yup.

"Couldn't we have more comfortable chairs? We're cardinals, for crying out loud." "Sorry, spent all our money on the gold plating on the restroom ceiling"

Shut up and take my money

BREAKING: Elons fragile little ego

It seems almost unavoidable at this point that we are headed for a deep, deep recession. Just based on 200K+ federal firings & pullback of contracts, the March employment report (to be released April 4) seems certain to show bigger job losses than any month ever outside of a few in 2008-9 and 2020.

See, Donald Trump is exactly like Jesus. Jesus fed the poor with loaves and fishes, and Donald Trump left $500 million in food aid to rot.

Excellent explanation and a must read

Having watched with growing alarm the developments of the last 24 and 36 hours in Washington, I thought I’d take a stab at how the US media would cover this story if it was happening in a foreign country. Here’s that story that should be written this weekend: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/musk-s-jun...

Defendant: It's a banana in my pocket Judge: May I remind the defendant that he's under oath? Defendant (averting eyes): I'm glad to see you

Oh come ON now. This new JWST image is just ASTOUNDING. I feel like I’m falling looking into it, and that I would fall forever, and that I would enjoy it. NASA, ESA, CSA, K. McQuinn (STScI), J. DePasquale (STScI)

I love quiet Saturdays. You can catch up on a show, read a little, plot the horrific downfall of those who have wronged you, maybe bake cookies…it’s wide open!

SpaceX is a terrible spaceship company but an amazing fireworks company

Steve Harvey is aghast

Bullseye

A reminder that Los Angeles had its hottest summer in history last year. Southern California has received just 2% of "normal" rainfall during the current "rainy" season. These fires are a direct result of a warming & drying atmosphere caused by burning fossil fuels. We are in a climate emergency.

not saying I'm undesirable but the hotel california just let me leave